opinion? baby name

>>18518027
No. Fuck no. I believe you get your ass kicked for naming your child that.

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but what about?

>>18518027
Horrible, something a fedora manchild would choose.

>>18518027
Salem sounds more like a male name to me, any other ideas?

thought the same thing was told by a friend it was a more feminine name and i just don't want something plain. it might mean he fits in but it might also mean no recognition in my eyes... i just want my son to stand out

>>18518099
If I had rolled my eyes any harder I would have probably injured them. How about your son stands out on his character and upbringing instead of some dumb pretentious name in a retarded attempt to be unique?

>>18518027
There have been studies (that I'm too lazy to find right now) that show boys do better with traditional names and girls do just fine if they have more creative names.
Dunno if that's something you'd want to factor in but there you go.

>>18518146
Yeah I'm sure keiysha and sharlaquanda do a lot better than Jennifer and Pamela.

>>18518047
If you legitimately believe this, and you're legitimately taking advice from a 2007 meme, you're too young to have children.

>>18518027
... LittleFoot, is that you?

Traditional names are good because less bullying and professionalism later in life (a hiring manager is more likely to hire george than gotham)
My recommendation would be Allison for a girl and Michael for a boy

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well its a good thing im the one chosing but thanks for all your opinions :) and it wasnt the meme's fault dont harsh its mellow fuckin trolls lol and michael's a faggots name its too plain and boring might aswell name him that kid

>>18518416
Name your kid fucking dovahkiin then you autist

>>18518416
Why do retards like you get to reproduce?