I stole semi-nudes from my (girl)boss phone She sent me to take

I knew I couldn't trust you. Come in my office first thing on Monday.

>>18517310
>Not logging into Gmail using an incognito tab, attaching all of her pictures to an email to yourself, and then closing the tab

Do you even phone

>>18517315
I'm sorry, but you're hot af, I also smelled your panties at your birthday party

>>18517320
I don't even phone, plus there is no wi-fi where I work and I'm used to android, she has ios
And this is something I already did

>>18517310
Well are you going to post em or what

>>18517435
I am not, remember I don't want her to fin out?

>>18517440
Yeah, she definitely goes on 4chan

>>18517449
Do you want the pic? Do u use whatsapp?

>>18517471
Lol I'm not that desperate to see a half naked boss, you'll probably be fine

>>18517310
You only got one baka

>>18517504
They were all similar, I got the best one

>>18517504
Smh senpai

>>18517310
Is that her in the OP pic?

>>18517532
Nope, mexican hot boss, similar body tho

>>18517310
you're a creepy idiot - if I was you boss I'd not only fire you I'd call the cops. I'm as Pervy as guys get but you've got major problems if you think stealing a women's private photos is ok. you'll make the sex offenders registry real soon.
also if she was my sister I kick your fucking teeth in. then I'd bring my three other brothers back to really fuck you up. I'm hoping get brothers or cousins pay you a visit.

Here what you do:

>Go to the conversation in whatsapp where you sent the message to yourself

>go to the info section for the chat

>go to the encryption section

>you should see a list options listing different encryption options

>go back in time

>don't be a fucking idiot

should fix your situation

>>18517310

>not sending them to her bosses wife with the text "hi daddy"

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>>18517310
>not taking a mental picture and just remembering it.
You deserve to be fired, honestly.

>>18517633
>also if she was my sister I kick your fucking teeth in. then I'd bring my three other brothers back to really fuck you up. I'm hoping get brothers or cousins pay you a visit.
Ow the edge.

>>18517310
Could have used her phone and backup up to an itunes account on any pc and extracted all the data from there

>>18518444
this lol you're an idiot

>>18517633
>Tfw you deal with many iphone a day and have a huge collection of random cut girls nudes.

>>18518474
Cute*

>>18517633
So then this is how you feel about yourself? Careful how much you criticize others because you might just be overcompensating for your kwn shortcommings... Perv.

>>18518491
I'm Pervy with my gf - I don't go around creeping on girls I work with or know socially. But let me reiterate 1 point. I'm really hoping that she has brothers or cousins that will follow you home and fuck you up. You're a fucking degenerate piece of shit. If she was my gf I'd break your fucking legs.

>>18518668
>blah blah blah, I have a dick in my mouth
Shut the fuck up faggot. nobody cares and he has the nudes and he's probably getting himself off to it now. Now just stfu and stay mad fag!

>>18517633
Prob reasonable but then again if your sis has pics of her nude and just covering her boobs and vag then nigga ur sis is a ho and you know this. You cant beat the truth out. Well I do beat it with ur sis pics but then again that bitch is dumb.


Still a beating is justifyable on OPs part. However if ur sis hands someone her phone and ask to take a couple of pics for her while she damn well know she has those kinda pics on her phone, well the slut is risking it. Hell not even having thse kind of pics whenever you hand someone ur phone you better be within arms reach of them.


Btw OP was prob taking pics of what is in her panties (if she wears any).

>>18518710
She wears thongs

>>18517310
You could tell her. Shy of that, I don't think so. Whatsapp is E2E encrypted, isn't it?

That said, why on earth do people do shit that immediately makes them feel paranoid and ashamed about?

>>18519667
What does E2E encryption mean?
I did it bc I just lust her sfm :(

>>18519672
E2E means "End-to-end." Pretty sure Whatsapp has end to end encryption (not positive, as I don't use it). If it does, than the only people who can possible know any details regarding the messages sent are you and her. If you deleted the messages off her phone, then you should be in the clear, as Whatsapp would only be able to tell her about the metadate (if she even bothered to ask - which I doubt as she gave you the phone). Metadata is generic info: who the message was sent to, what time it was sent, and how much data was sent.

>>18519680
Tysfm anon :( I was really worried, I fucking hate myself

>>18519680
It's E2E Encrypted.

>>18519672
Read about it here:/ https://faq.whatsapp.com/en/general/28030015

Also, don't use technology to communicate if you don't understand how it works. You are responsible for your own privacy.

>>18519692
Live and learn, dude. And wisen the fuck up about how tech works. It's not going away, and you ARE using it, so there is no excuse to not learn about it.

Start here: privacytools.io

>>18519695
I was sort of aware that it was very unlikely that she could find out about it, but stupid me taught her how to use whatsapp web bc she was sending camera pictures of the monitor to her boss instead of actual screenshots, and I think whatsapp web "remembers" more information than mobile

>>18519699
I can't say, dude. You use the app. I use Wire.

>>18517310
>half of anon hates you
>other half loves you

This is when you know you made the right decision op. No matter what happens it'll all be worth it.

>>18519717
Plus I've been fapping myself to death to that pic
Guilt and fear are not big enough to kill my hardon
How to reduce sexual cravings? This can get out of hands

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>>18519724
This should help you. It's ok to have desires. It's not ok to let them enslave you.

So are you posting them or not?

I really want to see what the pic actually looks like just so we know if op is a complete faggot that has seen a woman for the first time or if it is legitimately good material

>>18518678
Keep sucking that cock faggot.

Do you really want to see the pic guys? Its just deep cleavage

>>18521432
Yeah!... Boobs are boobs

>>18521432
post it

>>18521432
i didnt think you would

>>18517633
do your three brothers ever team up and fill all of your sisters holes

>>18517310
post them or link an imgur.
also she prob cant tell you sent them

>>18521993
Actually don't do that, blackmail is illegal. She probably won't find out, just calm down and act normal.

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Boss

>>18522229
nice

>>18522229
Worth it

>>18522229
Better share em.

>>18522229
moreeeee

>>18522229
that's your boss? where the fuck do work, Starbucks? I'd kill myself if I were a grown man and that hole was my boss. that being said, fuck your boss ASAP, my nigga

>>18517633
The fact that you're upset shows fully you're not as pervy as guys. I once jacked off with a pair of my teachers panties. Don't underestimate the shit We'll do just to get a sex high

>>18518668
You wouldn't do shit you 4chan browsing faggot. I'm not even OP but I hope I run across your gf's nudes so I can flaunt them and watch you do jack shit about it.

>>18522229
Yeah I'd perv on that myself. Good job OP. Next time cover your tracks better and see if you can actually score some pussy shots.

>>18522287
This, if she's game then you better bend that ass over. I'm sad now that none of my co workers are this fine. I'll fuck em but they're not a looker like your boss

>>18522287
Not to sound extremely beta, she is married, and I'm not her type
Yet once we went with some co-workers to a karaoke bar, she got drunk and kissed me

>>18522312
You pretty much just flat out told us you're beta by not doing anything when she kissed you, plus she's not your type? you went looking for her nudes dipshit.

>>18522320
I am not HER type you moron, and she kisses everyone when she's drunk

>>18522320
Damn, dude. Not that guy but you WILDLY misread his post.

>Not to sound extremely beta
Translated: "This is an acknowledgment that what I'm about to write makes me sound beta. I know I'm not coming across well here."

>I'm not her type
He's not HER type, he didn't say she's not his.

>>18522340
>>18522344

Do you guys have a clue how many women hook up with dudes that aren't her type? C'mon now. stop being stupid. She kissed you idiot. That means on some level she is or was attracted to you. How many women kiss you when drunk? I'll wait since OP seems to spin it as ordinary. You had a chance and you fucked up so dont try to throw it out as if it was her fault. She gave you an opening and you didn't take it. Hell she probably gave you her phone KNOWING you were gonna see some pics, but OP's dumb ass wants to be sneaky instead of just fucking going for it.

>>18522481
I have to be sneaky, she already complains about guys perving her all the time
And the kiss was after fucking singing Aerosmith, that shit happens

>>18522229
Ok, you're in the clear. There's no way that someone who looks like THAT would know how to figure out how Whatsapp works.

That said, you REALLY should switch to a more secure client, like Wire. You lucked out this time. Doesn't mean you will next time.

>>18522481
It's his MARRIED boss, dude. No matter how you slice it, approaching the subject is a HUGE risk. At some point, he's going to essentially ask his boss to cheat on/leave her husband, as well as break a shit ton of moral clauses for management.

It's a huge gamble, and if you lose, the cost is extremely high. You couldn't pay me enough money to risk it.

>>18522537
This guy gets it
Economy is unstable af, and I can't afford to lose this job

>>18522576
And trust me, dude, if you live in even a moderate-sized city (30k people) there's at least a dozen chicks that are close enough to her looks that you can find. Maybe you can even find one without her character flaws.

Don't stick the pen in company ink. Don't even try. That said, based on the picture you shared, you didn't do anything remotely wrong, legally speaking. She let you use her phone, and it's not like you used it to distribute pornography (which requires consent of the subject).

It's just a pic. Worst case scenario, if she finds out, she'll be pissed at you and have a target on you so that she can fire you when you fuck up. And that's the absolute worst case scenario.

That said, before pulling shit like this, you need to learn the laws, as well as a way to have plausible deniability. Using Whatsapp is less than ideal, but way better than just a text message. In the future, you want to use a service with self destructing messages and no user logs. Signal is a good choice. Another one, as another anon mentioned, is Wire.

>>18522576
>22
>My internship starts tomorrow
>There's an absolutely stunning woman in HR department that was interviewing me at some point.
>Cute, playful, yet full of class.
>A smile to kill for
>During the interview she'd laugh at my jokes, seem genuinely interested
>She was the one to call me with the good news about me getting the job

But
>She's 8-12 years older than me
>We'll be working in the same company
>I'm still just an intern
>She was probably just professionally polite, it's her job to make everyone feel comfortable
>She's probably married, dating or too busy for all that.

I just got an nicely paid internship in a company that most probably will hire me afterwards. And yet I feel like a failure, just because of how further along she is in life. I don't even want to fuck her, just cuddle and talk about stuff while rain pours outside.

>>18522682
You really don't want to bother with chicks in HR, man. She may be a looker, but HR chicks are absolutely horrid. Please, take it from me. Don't do it.

>>18522709
I wouldn't anyway. Our worlds are pretty much incompatible. As much as I have the league meme this is the one instance where she's just out of my league, life-wise. It just makes me sad that I would never have a chance with her. Even if I wouldn't act on it anyway.

>>18522730
You would be surprised. A couple days after I turned 21, I scored a date with a chick while we were both waiting for oil changes at a Jiffy Lube. She looked beautiful, and around 23-24, but was 31, and I looked like I belonged in Jr. High (I've always looked young for my age - I'm 31 now, and still get carded if I'm freshly shaved).

That said, I still recommend avoiding HR chicks like the plague.

>>18517471
[email protected]
Email me bro

>>18522746
He already posted the pic. Also, stop using unencrypted mailboxes, especially one that has suffered one of the largest hacks in history.

Doesn't any of /adv/ ever bother to explore other boards, and enrich their knowledge?

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>>18522229

>>18522296
how does one obtain their teacher's panties?

>>18522893
Don't
I had that fetish and it can get out of hands pretty easily, you won't be able to stop stealing panties, you won't be aroused by the actual woman, you won't have anywhere to store/hide them

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>not using this
zero trace, fast transfer.

>>18518710
>beat it with ur sis pics
>not beat it to your own sister

>>18523846
I don't think he's asking for a tutorial, m8. He's asking, under WHAT circumstances would you EVER have the opportunity to steal your teacher's underthings? Teachers overwhelmingly will not tell you where they live, much less let you into their house.

>>18522229
Does your boss run an escort service?

>>18524304
We fucking work at graphic design for a museum

>>18524329
Then your boss is having an affair.

>>18524338
How would you know?

>>18524355
Years of stealing nudes from women phones.
Women don't send "erotic" pics to their husbands, they send nudes.

>>18524388
It'd be weird for a woman that hot not having an affair

>>18524409
Fucking this lol