how do I get a girlfriend?

>>18512339

just talk to the fucking strangers and stop whining damn.

>>18512347
Not OP, but whenever I talk to women they are afraid of me.

>>18512347
>lol just talk to them
why do people expect you can tell a 4chan shut in wizard to just go out and talk to people?
you're going to end up with spaghetti flooding the streets that way
that's the worst non-advice you can give to anyone

>>18512339
Man just fuckin show them your cock they will either want some of it or the negros in jail will. Either way its a win-win scenario.

Why this hyperbole? Getting a gf is not hard. If it is for you, then the problem is with you. Let me guess, you have never once in your life asked a girl out or set up a dating site profile?

You sound like you have your shit together so start fucking acting like it. Instead of wondering if you're good enough for them, ask yourself are they good enough for you? Treat all of them like that. Even the banging hot 10/10 girls respond positively to that kinda confidence. Even if you aren't that great, act like you are. Everyone else loves to push their finger into your chest and tell you that you aren't good enough. Fuck that and fuck them. I guarantee you you're good enough for a girlfriend, anon. Don't let me or anyone else tell you otherwise.

>>18512392
What kind of advice are you looking for then? It's literally the first step. Fuck me.

>>18512459
I feel like you posted that >>18512347 just to shitpost and not help OP at all

>>18512339
How the fuck do you read this chart?

>Must be really good looking or rich

Not true. You must do fun and cool shit with them, show them a good time, and then bang em. To get them to go out with you have something interesting to do, make a date, and then have fun n bang em.

>>18512495
all levels of females only like the top 10% of males
1/10 hambeasts prefer the 10/10 chads just like 10/10 stacy's do

>>18512425
No, I asked two girls out, they were randoms, and they said yes and I got first dates. In retrospect they actually went okay, she was smiling and I could tell she had a little bit of fun.

>>18512459
"how do I get a girlfriend?" it's the subject. sorry, can be easy to overlook.

>>18512392
No spaghetti but I guess I can't really seem to get past small talk into something deeper. I guess I should work on that.

>>18512430
Thanks man, I needed that

>20% for women means 60% for men
This is so exaggerated and over the top it's sad

>>18512550
It is sad, it's how I feel, roughly. And I think it makes a lot of sense. Maybe it's not pinpoint accurate, but I wanted to choose something relevant for the OP picture. Sure, it's a sad situation to be in, but what got me here? In my opinion, being too nice and lacking in game got me here, got me to feeling that no one wants me. And it's a shitty feeling, one that I wish I could cure. It takes huge perseverance and I'm going to have to improve myself immensely for someone to want me.

>>18512565
>being too nice

Being nice is never a negative.