I want to fuck my wifes sister

>>18508766
Don't do it, your opening Pandora's box by wanting to fuck your wifes sister. It can only end badly.

>>18508780
This.

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>>18508766
Assign a probability to the likelihood that sis wants to fuck you.

Tell us this probability.

Seduce the sister but in a non-obvious manner. Plant the idea of sex with you in her mind and if everything actually goes through, it will seem like it was her idea, and probably won't tell your wife in fear of destroying their sisterly bond and trust.

Not that I advocate doing this... but if you've made up your mind and really need to fuck that sister, I believe this is the best/safest option.

You're gonna fuck yourself, but get them drunk and talk about sex

>>18508766

Is it worth half of everything you own forever? Just go jerk off or fuck your wife while thinking about her but keep your fucking mouth shut.

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>>18510101
This.

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>>18510200
Dubs seals the deal

>>18510101
Smart, but boring.

Would you rather think with your brain or think with your dick, OP? Which generally brings you better results?

>>18508766
Get all three of you drunk, talk about your early sex life, things you've done things you havent. 3 sums. Try to bring up porn as casually as possible. Try to watch it with them. Or watch a movie with a sex scene or incest. Or horror. Get closeto the two. Maybe your wives sister, your wife then you. Half way through the movie start making out with wife and possibly invite sister to join. OR watch a movie with women that compare sizes. Jokingly say yourenough character a and your sister is character b because of something like your breast are bigger or hips are wider. The key is to compare something they both have in common and practically the same but to be wrong. If they disagree or not tell them to compare by removing clothing. Get them to press closely together so you can tell easily. And get close as well. Maybe if you're comparing breast or ass remove the appropriate clothing to match with them OR remove the opposite to get them to remove what they havent. Say you have touch to judge. And then taste. And get them to lick eachother. Focus on your wife while try to get the sister to join in. Sorry about misspellings I'm on mobile

>>18510957
>yourenough character
*you're character

>>18510957
Sounds, like a great plan I'm sure any sisters would be up for it!

>>18508766
why do men want to destroy everything around them based on how they want their dicks to feel?

anon you will destroy the relationship between your wife and her sister if either of them ever find this out. Just go jack off and NOT to incest porn or anything like cheating porn.

Tame your male desire and be a decent human being for once.

>>18512867
Why is everything always about gender to you?

>>18508766
don't

>>18512867
>why do men
why do PEOPLE you dumb fucking cunt, jesus christ
are you implying women cannot cheat on men, that they never EVER succumb to the desires of the flesh despite being in a relationship, marital or not?

you obviously had a bad experience with one man or just never got fucked at all, i'd wager the second since you seem to be angry about people preferring things. tame your baggage and be a decent human being for once.

I don't think this man has any business fucking his wife's sister, but you have no business making statements like that, or anyone really.

>>18512914
its because I see posts on here every day about men who have self proclaimed perfect wives yet they want to fuck women because of some degenerate fetish they have. they can't seem to rationalize that having desires is normal but acting on them is incredibly hurtful and selfish. The average man does not have much control on their sexual desires compared to the average woman and that is just a fact.

last week there was a dude on here who had a wonderful wife but could not get over a fat fetish he had. he spent hours looking at fatty porn and fantasizing about fucking his fat friend meanwhile his wife did everything for him and was great to him or so he said. I thought that this was fucking crazy that a guy could have someone so faithful and subservient yet he still spent hours fantasizing about someone else.

I've also seen many posts about men wanting to cheat to fuck traps, fuck their co-workers, fuck hookers, and fuck their exs. There seems to be no motivation to do this other than how male sexuality is because they already have a great partner to begin with. Women don't cheat like that.

It just shows that women can be close to perfect but it's just not enough for men because they want variety.

sure women cheat too but they usually do because of something shitty happening in the relationship, men seem to want to cheat by default. Women do not seem to want to cheat by default.

Since men have such a desire for variety its up to them to control these desires instead of ruining lives with their dicks that's all I'm trying to say.

Too many posts on here where guys ask advice on how to cheat without getting caught or how to avoid cheating when the answer is fucking simple. It really seems like male sexuality is something very difficult to control which is upsetting.

>>18513006
there are plenty of women who cheat for no reason but to get someone more attractive, many will even create problems just to have an excuse, plenty of men do the same, the problem is you are assuming correlation is causation. the main reason you're seeing that on this site is because IT'S FUCKING 4CHAN. YOU KNOW, THAT PLACE WHERE MORALS AND REASONING GO TO DIE? not actually angry about that but i need to EMPHASIZE that you're already working with a skewed demographic, like, if all men had the desire to cheat then you'd be seeing a lot more posts about how to keep doing it.

to argue your point on nature,in an nature setting, women on the other hand choose whoever they think would be best however if someone comes along who they fancy more they will get them to compete in order to have the other male, point being that it's female nature to create problems so that they have said excuse in the first place

now, in no way am i saying that ALL WOMEN OF THE HUMAN RACE ARE LIKE THIS because that's bullshit, they aren't. but that goes to the same logic you said earlier as well. human beings are inherently different from animals because they are not tethered to their animal instincts

The people who genuinely want to cheat even with a subjectively perfect partner are disgusting people, period and to say all men want to do that is frankly ignorant and reflects poorly on you.

I want to fuck my gf's mother, 100% serious.

>>18510957
>Jokingly say yourenough character a and your sister is character b because of something like your breast are bigger or hips are wider.

This, OP. Will totally work and not get your wife upset that her sister's rack is bigger

>>18508766
Men, will you ever stop thinking with your dicks or is that too much to ask?

>>18513090
suck my penis and i'll do what you ask, desu

>>18513090
read>>18512914
and>>18513041

>>18508780
FPBP