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>Be me 7 years ago
>17 year old robot virgin while all my friends are knee deep in pussy
>Go to party
>One if the hottest girls there with big tiddies ignoring most guys but giving me the eye
>Spark conversation
>She says she would give me a BJ if I smoked a joint with her
>In shock and obviously do it
>Fast forward 2 months
>Am now 18
>Cops knock on my door
>Being charged with child molestation because girl was 13 but how the fuck would I know?
>Children can't consent
>Meet the woman of my dreams and lose virginity
>Go to prison for 2 years
>Get out of prison and get back with dream girl
>Registered sex offender for 10 years
>Everyone thinks I fuck children or want to molest their kids
>Lose all my friends and only have the dream girl who understands who I truely am
>She leaves me 4 years later
>Getting evicted in 2 weeks
>Can't get hard for any girl besides dream girl or porn
>Have tried with several girls and it just scares them away and if that doesn't, the sex offense does.
>No friends
>No family
>No lover
>Back to 4chan to shitpost and play vidya until I die.
Moral? If you're a robot that plays vidya, don't bother breaking rank and trying to be a normie. You'll just get sent to prison or have dream girl leave you for chad.
Am I hopeless? What do?
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>what do
Come up with a better question for starters, that's way too vague.
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>>18508000
>big tiddies
>what do
>vidya
How many memes can you pack in a post? Obviously you don't give a shit and find the whole thing funny.
I'd suggest bucking up and learning to actually care, be remorseful, or just simply grow a spine for once in your life.
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how was prison
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Thats crazy. How did they catch you?
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>>18508034
Be remorseful of what, idiot? Myself?
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>>18508060
Not like the movies, decently chill.
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>>18508018
"Am I hopeless?"
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