How can I fugg /fit/? Can't let these gains be made in vain

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These nuts

Hah gotteeem

>>18504736
you need a new jock strap to hold your massive dong

funny how you have to wait 3+ hours before responding so it looks like you care less

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>>18504736
Sending flirty texts for over 3 fucking days without asking her out.

OP are you fucking stupid or something? Do want a texting pal or do you want to actually fuck her?

>Now when are you going to take me out and buy me pretty things.

It's not her job to ask you out, so stop beating around the bush like an insecure faggot.

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Don't know what to say. Don't really care because she's Asian.

>>18504739

That's the beauty of Tinder.

why the fuck do you losers text these girls? If you don't get her number within 5 texts don't fucking bother

>haha how do i fugggg
>texts her on tinder like a high school kid

>>18504741
The naturally azn autist trait meets the /fit/ spaghetti dropper sperg
I fear how fucked up in the head would be the child between you two

>>18504741
>letting her open
>just ask her how her weekend was
>jumped straight to love
You have already failed

>>18504743
This, get her number and ask her out or next her.

>>18504745
This.

Don't bring up love / relationshits, you're looking for a fun time, nothing more. Have fun being dumped in the "relationship material" category, you've earned it.

>>18504747
>>18504745
Damn it was a joke

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/Fit/ approved?

>>18504749
Ask what is she there for.

>>18504749
>"opportunist"

>>18504736
Are you fucking kidding me OP? She's probably got near half a dozen guys she is casually chatting with and you post this pathetic exchange of blatant NOTHING to brag on an anon board about how you think you might get laid?

>>18504752
>She's probably got near half a dozen guys

she's probably talked to 6 new dudes in the past hour

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Even I know it was shit. How did this happen?

>>18504754
Girls tend to like it when you're both cheesy and confident. Bravo, my dude.

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Can I say it now? What do I say?

>>18504754
>those fucking shitty jokes
>she asks for snapchat
what is life

>>18504756
To me, love is eating ass

>>18504756
"avoiding trouble, huh"

>>18504758
better than that opportunist line

>>18504756
*im an archaeologist

fitness is the end, not the means

>>18504747
you could say "im looking for a soulmate. on tinder."
sarcasm speaks to their black, ugly souls

>>18504758
Bingo
She'll probably be shocked you're so up front but reply positively

>>18504763
I find that women don't really understand sarcasm all too well, some do but most don't.

>>18504758
I'd go with this. Might be able to salvage that "looking for love" line after all.

>>18504765
it has to be really blatant sarcasm, but when they get it they know you're speaking on their level

>>18504765
Just use the ok hand emoji afterwards and they'll understand.

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>>18504756
QUIT THAT "IM A OPPORTUNIST" you autistic ape
Im sure you think you sound soo smooth but its not
Go with >>18504758 or fuck off

>>18504749
Please don't post screenshots of conversations with asian girls my yellow fever is going to legitimately give me a mental breakdown one of these days

>>18504758
This is the best option. If you're too much of a faggot to say this then at the very least go with something like "let's make love under the moonlight".

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wow I haven't cringed this hard in two months
nice job guys

you realize that you are the kind of creepy weirdo that these girls are trying to avoid, right?

>>18504758
this

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>>18504756
Tell her you want to become a massage therapist and ask if she wants to help you practice

>>18504745
>letting her open
on bumble you have to let the chick open

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Already matched. Dubs decides how I open.

>>18504776
Don't. She is 100% jewish

>>18504777
this. the nose never lies

>>18504776
whats a jumper?

>>18504776
I have fucking huge testicles ay
Want to touch my pecs?

>>18504779
British/Aussie slang for sweater/hoody.

>>18504778
you're not fucking her nose

>>18504756

Rolling for
>>18504758

>>18504782
True. You're also fucking every nose she's been with.

>>18504776
I see many girls with that big tricep bulge
does it mean they jerked off a lot of guys?

>>18504785
No, it means they rode a lot of guys and used their arms to stabilize.

>>18504786
holy shit that's right, it's exactly the same position of the arm

>>18504785
What tricep bulge??

>>18504787
Always beware the tricep bulge, anon. It could save you life.

>>18504776
>surely nothing bad will come from banging a Jewess
Next thing you know, you're being bled dry for a Moloch sacrifice.

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>>18504788
It's right there, are you even looking?

>>18504736
>>18504741
>>18504749
what app is this /fit/? and if i were to make one, what kinds of pictures should i put up

>>18504776
a literal 4/10 jew

>>18504792
Pictures of fluffy puppies :^)

>>18504776
Nice triceps
What routine?

>>18504792
First one is tinder, second two are bumble which is the same but the chick has to start the conversation.
You should have a nice picture of just you, maybe dressed up for something, but casual.
A picture of you with friends, provided your friends aren't 10/10 chads who make you look worse.
A picture of you with a dog if you have one.
Other than that anything else you think is nice and makes you look good. Stray away from shirtless selfies, shirtless is fine if you're at the pool or the beach though.

>>18504776
God damn that is one massive hooked schnozz.

The nose knows anon

She'll hoover up your pocket change while forcing you to eat her out

>>18504796
fuck, i need to take more pictures of myself

>>18504776
Holy shit what's wrong with her arm?!?

>>18504776
"Damn girl, do you like roleplay? You be the fine Jewish enchantress and I'll be the shy shabbos goy you entice while your husband is dealing with "someone with a lotta chutzpah" at his law firm."
Or just offer her money.

>>18504798
I had a bunch luckily because my ex was an aspiring photographer.
Kinda ironic using her work to pick up easy college chicks but what can I say? She was actually pretty good.

>>18504791
Literally just arm flab from the weird position.

>>18504756
"I'm an opportunist" is literally the cringe I used in AIM in 6th grade after reading books with Jarlaxle.

>>18504796
I dont think I have a pic of myself from the last 5 years, other than maybe a couple taken by friends on some night out

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>>18504801
luck fuck, i have literally zero pictures of myself that arent group photos

>>18504776
Are you an archeologist?

>>18504805
If you are ripped just post a shirtless pic and sound like an obnoxious asshole in your profile. So long as your profile elicits "some" kind of response, you're a mile ahead of most.

alright /fit/ i found some ok pics, how do i set up my bio

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>>18504800
Oy fucking vey

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The Jew isn't responding so help me out on this one.

>>18504808
Hi my name is Chad.
I am broke and use women but I get away with it because I am good looking
Buy me dinner and we'll see where it goes from there

>>18504811
i was thinking
"you are what you eat" -whoever that quote was by
"why are you always such an ass" -My Ex

>>18504810

Ask her if she's free, because you want to get up in her grand lodge.

>>18504810
tell she looks like one of those qt's that are always doing anal scenes with the graffiti in the background.

>>18504756
*Teleports behind you*

every girl on this app is so fucking ugly

either that or fat or black

>>18504813
>>18504810
Do it fag for the dubs

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>>18504817
Chill out anon, I sent it.

>>18504776

What kind of return can I expect investing my shekels in you?

>>18504776
Hi, I'm Anon. Want to help me paint my dick brown?

>>18504776
How many pool balls can you fit in your mouth?

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>>18504818
Mason unmatched me. Do better on this one.

>>18504822
reroll:
>>18504820

>>18504776
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep me posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show me what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>18504823
Fuck. I guess I'll have to test that line out myself

>>18504741
>jks
>i do eat ass tho

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>>18504822
>They probably look better in person.

>>18504822
>they probably look better in person

Kek

>>18504822

Ayy gurl. I'd love to give you a reason to hook up with me, but too bad we can't derive an ought from an is.

>>18504741
Are you really there for love? if so delete tinder

>>18504822
>they probably look better in person.

my sides

>>18504768
My soul died a little at this

>>18504822
>They probably look better in person.
wew

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>>18504782
>you're not fucking her nose
yeah, she is fucking you with it

>>18504749
>>18504784

hahaha holy shit im dead

>>18504791

>its nice that they added decorations of what your asshole is going to look like when im done with you in the background of that first pic

>>18504822

>they probably look better in person

LOL

>>18504785

no, it means they are going to pile on weight in their late 20s, its a classic sign

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>>18504828
Well I tried, but it doesn't look like I'm getting any replies tonight.

>>18504814
Kek

>>18504810

ask her if she bought that photoshoot with a groupon voucher

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>>18504834

>>18504839
Now send
>tfw

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>>18504822
>They probably look better in person.

>>18504757
you probably don't even try

>>18504772
I bet you don't even try either

you're subconsciously white knighting girls you don't even know

>>18504741
"Sex is okay too"

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>>18504770
heh, nothing personnel kid

>>18504776
Hello there! Can you spare a moment of your time to talk about our one true lord and saviour Donald J Trump?

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>>18504776
Yo bitch Throw on some sexy
Imma feed your ass and treat you like a precious gemstone then fuck you silly. Wednesday work for you boo?

>>18504776


roll for this >>18504849

>>18504776
>Au pair

Are you autistic? Just tell her you want to have sex, it's just a fancy prostitute.

>>18504850
we have a victor

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>>18504850
winrar

>>18504776

>looks jewish
>that thin figure
>those long feet

jesus tap dancing christ I am diamonds

>>18504736
Condoms and a grapefruit.

>>18504848
That's a bot, friendo.

>>18504854
>that image
lmao

>>18504857
What, like an android? Because I've met her in person

>>18504859
Sure you did, pal.

>>18504850
WINRAR

>>18504848
Ausfag?

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Brehs...

>>18504862
Yeah what gave it away?

>>18504863
hey alice, want a leash?

>>18504863
>that boy's ass
wtf

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>>18504758
Bump for this.


>>18504756 deliver senpai

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>>18504866
What about this one

>>18504868
Disgusting. And that's the best pic they could find.

>>18504867
the wrong side lost the war

>>18504867
>>18504870
>there are people who will look at this picture and see nothing wrong

>>18504871

>there are people who are still confused on how boards work on 4chan

>>>/pol/

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>>18504822
>They probably look better in person.

Damn, Tinder is savage af.

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>>18504872
>implying /fit/ isn't a /pol/ sub-board

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>>18504867
>that picture
fuck

>>18504739
>>18504736

The image in OPs post is what I consider a flawless execution.

He waits enough time between responses but not too much. And its 2-3 times as long as she takes. But no 3 day waits which lets the build up die out.

Everyone here could learn from this.

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>>18504875
>/pol/tards lack so much self-awareness that they don't realize they're the bad guys even when he looks like that

>>18504877
did you read the text? People are being told that these things said should come from the mouth of some comic book villain, while the ideas he presented are very reasonable.
You seem to lack the awareness to see that calling someone a nazi for saying "having borders and preserving culture is important" is insanity.

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>>18504877
It's actually the opposite. The writer, Nick Spencer, is so blue-pilled he accidentally made the Red Skull right.

It's not the first time Red Skull has dropped red pills either.

>>18504779

jumper cables

its what all the kids are doing these days. very dangerous, please dont try it

>>18504868
I'd fuck the shit out of her

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Hmm, which one is she?

>>18504741
>really? thought I already found it
>meant my love for cute asian poosy btw

>>18504877
>ummm, how can you possible agree with the VILLAIN?!!! he's obviously wrong and the opinions he holds are obviously MEAN and WRONG since the writer made him the VILLAIN!!!!

>>18504882
The fat one. The other one is the bride.

>>18504882
The fat one obviously. The skinny one wouldn't use that picture.

>>18504882
what the fuck is wrong with her back

>>18504887
sweet dee needs her braces back

>>18504743
i avoid getting there number the whole time so i can sext them, cum, and then un match. but im doing no fap now, dont know why i like hearing the ugly ones tell me how hard they will suck my dick

>Send x money to me and see what happens :)

Fuck you, enablers. This trend make me mad as fuck. Not swiping left on any of these.

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>>18504882
The fat one would be hot af if she didnt have all that fat. Would probably still bang, just because of the potential.

>>18504868
>malmö
usch

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>>18504891
have standards my dude

>>18504893
if it helps, I wouldnt even think about touching the one to the right.

>>18504863
Fuck nofap nigga

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How are you supposed to even start with a profile like this?

>>18504792
This isn't /fit/, you retard

>>18505563
"How about I deport some refugees to your Christmas Island?"

>>18504810
Sing in my microphone
It's a joke because it muh dick

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Brehs

>>18504737
I laughed waayyy too hard from this

>>18504736
Cringe