Hey /adv/ how do i last longer when sleeping with my gf?

Dont cum

>>18504237
Just do it. Just win.

>>18504237
Put on ear muffs to drown out her blabbing while you're trying to sleep. Maybe take some ambian so you sleep longer? Get really drunk until you pass out so you can sleep even with her next to you?

>>18505022
troll or retarded? I honestly can't tell.

>>18505008
mvp

kegel exercises are a start

but if you're concerned about pleasuring her, then look up a book called "She Comes First", it's a sort of bible for confidence-stricken men that champions oral orgams for women as the main focus of sex, rather than penetration. Maybe you can win the game by changing the rules, in that sense.

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>>18505241
> it's a sort of bible for confidence-stricken men that champions oral orgams for women as the main focus of sex, rather than penetration
I don't think I've ever read a more beta sentence in my entire life. holy fucking shit.

>>18504237
>how do i last longer
Personally, I think about directions.
I like to do long bike rides on the weekends.
Like 100-150 miles.
So I think: "go right on Elm street for three miles, turn left on River Rd for another mile and a half, then go right on Church Rd for four miles, turn left by the sewage plant, then keep going until you get to the 100-year-old oak tree, that's where tht little shit beagle always chases me..."
Trust me.
Try it.

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>>18505241
>champions oral orgams for women as the main focus of sex, rather than penetration
Making her come with your tongue is far easier than with your cock.

>>18505259
>don't think I've ever read a more beta sentence in my entire life
Fuck you, you wanna-be. I don't give a shit what you think is "beta".

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>>18505269
if you don't give a shit, then y u so mad bro?

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>>18505275
>then y u so mad bro?
Do I look mad, you little bitch?

>>18505261
Weaponized escapism.

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>>18505286

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>>18505281
yeah, taking the time to type out two responses to me now is telling, friend.

maybe you can lick your girl's clit while the bull penetrates her. you might even get a taste of his cum, my dude.

>>18505261
doesn't that sort of ruin the experience for you though?

>>18505201
I was being facetious you fucking moron. Kill yourself and let me fuck your girlfriend instead. I don't care how long I last, though. I'll nut in her, make her clean me off with her mouth, and then kick her the fuck out until I'm horny again. How's that sound?

>>18505803
>doesn't that sort of ruin the experience for you though?
It makes the experience last longer.
It makes it more likely that she'll cum while you're pumping her full of cock.
Obviously, you can't take it too far, you'll lose your boner,
Just distract yourself enough to keep from cumming until you want to cum.

>>18505241
Well yeah i can make her cum with enough foreplay but having to do it all the time is pretty annoying to me because she doesnt even give me head once in a while cause its gross.

>>18506314
Seems like a good way. Guess i'll try it