My dead exes mom added me to her secret sex/kink group on FB.

>>18501686

You know what, I wanted to greentext bits of your post and respond individually to each "what the ever loving shit" thing you posted, but...

It's too much?

What the fuck?
Do I understand this right.

Your ex died, so her parents decided "hey, he's single now... bow chika wow wowww"? Then they sent you homemade porn, and your dead ex girlfriends dad wants to get you off?

And you find this "sweet"?

> I'm going to only "like" pics of her in her underwear and nothing exposed because I don't want to seem like a pervert...

uwotm8?

>I kind of want to get sexual with her.

So, after watching homemade porn your ex girlfriends mother sent you after your ex girlfriend died, you've decided undoubtedly that the best course of action is to fuck your dead ex girlfriends mother?
Despite the fact that in all likeliness, the father will at the very least, want to watch?

That's what I'm getting from your post. Am I wrong, have I misread?
Tell me I have.

Maybe, tip the police off that maybe they should investigate the parents and the dead of your ex a little bit more.

>>18501699

My ex is male.

His mother's husband is not his father.

He was murdered while high on meth. We don't know by who but he was states away from his mom. He decided to become a hobo after we had to break up.

I got in touch with his mom after he died to help my grief.

>My dead exes mom added me to her secret sex/kink group on FB
what
>I saw a video of her giving a blowjob
the
>Her husband told me he wants to tease me and see me naked.
ever
>I find it a very sweet gesture
loving
>I kind of want to get sexual with her
shit

>>18501717
Where the fuck do you live? Alabama?
I would suggest extracting yourself from the situation if not bait.

>>18501722
People grieve in strange ways.

What the fuck is that? Beyond degenerate

Jesus, some people are worse than pigs

>>18501717

Only gave me more questions than answers really.

OK, whatever.

Fuck the mother and father. Let the mother fist you because now I'm operating on the assumption that you're a girl.

When in Rome, I suppose.
Go to their trailer and don't rock it too much, otherwise it'll fall off the cinderblocks.

>>18501735
Her current husband is not the father of any of her children.

>>18501699
This didn't tip you off?
> her secret sex/kink group on FB. They all share nudes and stuff
Those don't exist on CensorBook. OP is fake and gay.

>>18501741
This doesn't make it significantly less gross. I get being kinky and all but it's a fucked up situation

>>18501745
Yes they do. I'm in several. They just have rules like post nudes in the comments so the system doesn't catch it.

I swear this isn't bait.

I came here for advice.

>>18501741

I was right about them living in a trailer wasn't I?

Weird, the one detail you chose to correct, and the others that you chose to ignore.

They really do live in a trailer park don't they?

I bet your uncle took your virginity, right?

>>18501746
Why is this fucked up?

She's beautiful.

>>18501752
They live in a house.

A 34 year old goth man took my virginity when I was 17.

don't panic guys OP is probably from Canada

Op is clearly daddy issues damaged goods girl and nothing will save her from filth and rampant degeneracy. Do what you must OP.

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>>18501788
Is it ok for me to flirt with her?

>>18501797
No

>>18501800
Why? I want to.
I just want to be sure she wants it.

>>18501810
>Why
Because that's fucked up m8

>>18501810
What you want doesn't always coincide with what you need or what's healthy. I'd love to eat chicken nuggets until I throw up and then continue eating, but that wouldn't be very good for me.

>>18501815
Why would it be unhealthy to fuck my dead exes mom?

>>18501754
You're going to really fuck around with the mother of your dead ex? Do you not think this is some kind of twisted coping mechanism for their dead child- and your connection to him? This is some serious Bataille-level twisted shit. Stay the fuck away from that, and find a decent stranger to have sex with

>>18501843

Yes.

I don't know what Bataille is but this isn't twisted.

I'm happy we're getting closer.

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Where did OP say that she is a girl?

OP is a guy. Was in a homosexual relationship with a meth addict. Op broke up with him. His bf became a hobo and disappeared. Cops found him murdered 6 states away. OP contacted the grieving mom of his ex. Mom's current future exhusband has hots for OP. On his insistence the mom has reeled OP in her scheme. OP wants to fuck the mom, and her husband but wants us to justify him doing it.
That is all.

OP, settle this once and for all.
Are you male or female?

What is this I don't even

>>18502079
Female.

>>18502491
Stop being so degenerate ffs

how do you people find out about 4chan? just go to the nearest person in your vicinity and starting screaming at them about the first thing that comes to your mind with no forethought whatsoever like normal white trash typically does

>>18501686
Save the gallery and share link

>>18502529
this
share them on >>>/hc/ so you dont get banned

>>18502514
I've been on 4chan since I was 12 and now I'm almost 25

I found out through deviantart

>>18501686
uh, OP, I don't really think you need to care about seeming like a pervert in this situation

This is like an episode of days of our lives or some other shitty soap opera

>>18502835
This helps. Thank you.

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>>18501686
Degenerate bullshit. Kys

>>18501686
>>18501686
his drug addiction could be explained by the abuse he might have endured by his sick mother and possibly father.

>>18501686
>I'm going to only "like" pics of her in her underwear and nothing exposed because I don't want to seem like a pervert...
My fucking sides. She added you to this facebook group, and now you are worried about YOU looking like a pervert?

>>18501686
LUCKY OP
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>>18503310
His father did abuse him in several ways which is part of why they did not stay married. His mom had him very young (around age 17) and his grand parents had to help raise him while she went to college.

>>18503330
Oh thank you. I still worry I will make her uncomfortable.

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>>18501761
no wonder why you're so fucked in the head
>phone mental health service
>visit a clinic
>find a counselor or therapist
>kill yourself
choose one

>>18502491
tits or gtfo

>>18501686

This is fucked.

>>18501761

THIS IS FUCKED.

People like this exist..

>>18504190
i don't know man this might be bait

>>18501686 OP i need confirmation' if i'
m going to give you legit advice

>>18501717
>>18501686
BRO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

>>18501828
because that pussy cray
please tell me your not white

>>18501761

>34 year old goth man

Ohh I bet you took his virginity as well!

>>18504207
We're white.

>>18504367
You must be the ultimate white trash

>>18504386
I love when people call me trash

I probably would have got more compassionate answers if I posted to /b/

Anyways you telling me I'm twisted doesn't stop how much I enjoy perving on her.

This is some Jerry Springer shit here.

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>>18501686
>>18501717
>dead exes mom added me to her secret sex/kink group on FB
>dead ex
>mom added me to her secret sex/kink group
>on FB

There are so many layers of wtf in the first sentence alone

>>18501686
Actually, in all honesty OP, I've heard of more fucked scenarios than this. No, I don't think you're perverted, and I think your exes' parents are in the clear wrong here.

Have you ever been in a 12 step program? Like AA or SAA?
If not, I would recommend trying some. They often get dismissed as "only for crazy people", but it's what I turn to whenever I'm confronted with a moral decision.

>>18505501
>Hello AA?
>No, I'm not an alcoholic, my dead ex's mom is send me nudes

>>18505507
90% of Americans have an addiction stemming from childhood trauma, and far too few people get treated for it.
It doesn't necessarily have to be alcohol. I've been to twelve step meetings for weed, food, and sex. We all have our demons, anon, and I find solace in the moral compass of sobriety.

Why so many replies on bait?

>>18505507

This.

I'm not gonna go to AA.

>>18506034

It's not bait.
Everyone always accuses me of trolling when I talk about my life.