suicide and life insurance

>>18492911
Blow your brains off while having a gun cleaning kit near you, it works around 70% of the time.

>>18492911
Some plans cover suicide but only if you have been covered after up until the point the contestability clause no longer takes effect (generally two years). Read the fine print, you might already be covered.

>>18492924
Oh shit thanks! You are right, i believe the suicide clause is only for two years. but I dont believe its 100% guaranteed tho. I'll double check the fine print. Thanks!

BUT KEEP THE ADVICES COMING PLEASEEE!!!

>>18492915
I think this is the best, especially if you just got the gun.

>>18492958
Honestly it is. I could act like a ditzy idiot gun weeb for couple of weeks and tell everyone about this cool new gun i got and shoot myself later.

But then I kinda want to do it somewhere ..... not home..... and i think it'd be best believable if i did it at home. to make myself look like a gun armature

>>18492911
>I'm trying to kill myself

That is weak as fuck, OP. If that is going to be your decision, you deserve to be weeded out of the gene pool for not appreciating that one life you've given on this earth.

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>>18493098
>one life you've given on this earth.
Given by who...?

Anyway if everyone gets one I don't think it's that valuable.

>>18492911
Insurance companies have a LOT more experience with suicide than you do, and they can spot a fake accident a mile away.

All you'll achieve is killing yourself, deeply hurting your family, AND depriving them of any payout.

>>18492911

Read my post in a different thread >>18493200