How do I pick up cougars if I'm in my early 20's?

>>18487276
Go to locations were cougars stalk
Look like Chad, it's the tastiest bait.

>>18487291
>Go to locations were cougars stalk

You're going to have to be more specific than that.

>>18487276
Bars. Alcohol is almost always involved.

bumping, im also interested
where do these even hang out. the bars i ago to everybody is around my age (20s)

>>18487276
Pick up with your legs. Never with your back.

>>18487480
This.
We can make it bruh.

Why would you want to date a cougar? They are as annoying as younger girls, but less hot

>>18487477
BARS!

>>18487493
>date

>>18487564
WHAT BARS WHERE

>>18487589
In your area, you moron.
Just get out of your neet cave with some money, get some local bars with google on your phone and get these old sad whores drunk.

Parks, or work with kids. Guaranteed to get you at least hit on. I work with kids and I've hooked up with at least one dad and have had tons hit on me.

>>18487493
>date
Are you a woman? Cougars are for knocking up and never calling again, every guy knows this.

>>18487649
Pretty sure hanging around a park all day would make me look like a pedophile.

>>18487649
You are a girl im assuming, no shit people hit on you no matter what,men are horndogs, the real question is where are the milfs that are also horndogs

>>18487293
Well the thread itself is extremely vague. Kind of hard to elaborate. What kind of scenario are you picturing?

>>18488063
Walk up to a cougar, get a conversation going, have sex with them.

>>18487276
Cougars are a meme unfortunately.

Sex drive in women PLUMMETS with age.
Furthermore, when women get older they still prefer older men.
So you're already shooting for a unicorn.

But if you wanna try anyways, look up bars who cater to mature people specifically. I've heard hotel bars may also work. You may have to just go to some weirdo fetish site though.
Definitely do not go around hitting on hot older women at grocery stores and expect they'll be into it unless you want to get an earful of bitching.

>>18487276
I find that older women are more receptive to being hit on than younger women. Maybe because it happens less often, and they worry that they "look old."

With younger women,there's always a range of responses you can get, from flattered/interested to offended. With older women, they are usually flattered.

Honestly, you don't even need to go to pubs. Hit on them while they're grocery shopping, on the bus, whatever.

>>18487493
>Date

>>18489152
>>18488562
Hmmmmm

>>18487649

Are you retarded?

>>18488505
What happens if the sex comes before the conversation. You have to plan all your routes and be prepared anon.

It wasn't until I was in my early thirties that I began to really fancy older broads, but I could've passed for being 25 when I was 30.

1. Early afternoon, mildly upscale lounge featuring video lottery gaming machines. I made small talk with a friendly looking brunette who looked to be well into her forties. She told me about enjoying time on the beach during a recent tropical vacation - I told her, while casually looking her up and down, "I'll bet you made your swimsuit look good."

While she politely refused my invitation to make her dinner over at my place, our paths happened to cross in a different venue a week or so later, and this time she agreed to accompany me home... no cooking was involved.

Stay tuned for #2, #3, #4...

>>18489822
Still waiting

>>18489822
WELL?

>>18487276
White or asian cougars? Country bars or beach bars. I don't know why, but that's where I've found them the most.

>>18490601
Florida. Any bar in Florida. Especially near the beaches. St Augustine and Jacksonville, I'm looking at you.

Wine bars are a gold mine

>>18487276
Do you also buy day-old bread at bakeries?

>>18490648
>pedo detected

do you often hang around the bakers at 4 am?

when I was 18 this 30 something year old with a child kept giving these fuck me stares at the library while I was with my mom, it was so bold
we met up at the library parking lot one night and then I regularly visited her house while her husband was away
I remember this much older woman where I used to run and her move was to offer me candy so she gave me the piece of candy she was sucking on, I put it in my mouth she smiled and next week met in the park and she sucked my dick and fucked several times after
I have a thing for older women

Go to a bar or club in a casino op bunch of milfs there

>>18490656

Haha the lies people tell online because they're insecure af about their lack of sexual experience

>>18490944
>I could never be in this situation so it must be a lie
older women dont play games, virgin

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>>18487493
>date

>>18490960
You're lying and you know it.

Just know that it's pathetic. I don't need to say anything else.

>I could never be in this situation so it must be a lie

>>18490656
I'm 31, I've got 3 kids and I'm YouTubing (let's play and talking about my everyday life etc). Now this 16 years old guy I've played with (an online game, 3 times) is heavily doing dirty jokes and constantly asking for pics.

It's weird as fuck. I do feel very uncomfortable around him.....
I'm sure as hell going to avoid playing with him ever again...

Wth is wrong with you guys? He's not even bad looking, pretty much Chad (sent me his pics :/ ...) AND has a girlfriend....

Why not keeping to your own age? I just don't get it..........

>>18488562
>Sex drive in women PLUMMETS with age.
Ummmmm.... No? If you call 1-2 a week PLUMMET???

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>>18487493
>date

>>18487293
Not just bars, but ritzy bars. Ritzy bars are often expensive, but the most expensive bar isn't ritzy. You go to places that cater to middle-age single ladies. Usually the bar is too expensive for college students to frequent, but not so ritzy that men are there with trophy wives. Cougars tend to avoid areas with young woman as it's hard to get attention. People will go for the college girl, not the cougar. In my town, it happens to be a certain sushi bar. Also, daytime is sometimes better pickings then nighttime. A lot of cougars trot around during day light hours.

Cougars also love shopping so hit up downtown districts during the shop's business hours and higher end boutiques. Often they tend to go for the quirkier places. You can't really go to the gym as most frequent female-only or largely female oriented gyms if they don't simply have their equipment at home.

>>18491539
Women with experience give more pleasure in bed.
t.40-year-old anon who's been around the block with enough age groups to know

>>18490944
It happens man. Older women are hornier and more desperate than you think, especially for chads. I fucked a sexy 53 year old and a horny pregnant milf both at the age of 21.

>>18491770
I can get the 50 year old but how did the preggo happen?

>>18487493
>date a cougar
Boy you have some deep mommy issues.

>>18487276
where the fuck is her arm?