Texting gf

>>18485080

"you have such a cute tummy. I want to put a baby in it"

alternatively

"I have some old yugioh cards... I love you so much I want to give you half"

>>18485083
LOL

>>18485083
Kek nice one anon

>>18485083
haha funny anon nice

>>18485080
"if you were telephone youd be off the hook"

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I always have a lot of inside kind of jokes and specific ways of taking with the girls I date.

Be playful, but bully her.

Sometimes I'll just text my girlfriend with a: "you smell"
She'll normally respond with "No you >:("

>>18485080
> Miss your smile.

take a random item and turn it into a nickname, the sillier the better

>>18485090
>>18485094
>>18485086
The samefag is real

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

I send my bf cute and funny gif's al the time.
We both scavenger hunt for them when we're bored.

>>18485186
This has always worked for me.

I tend to send her pictures of dogs

Meme is love, meme is life.

>>18485080
SHOW ME SOME GODAMNED RESPECT YOU FUCKING WHORE honeypie

"Whats cookin', good lookin'?"

hi

>>18485080
I usually use "ayo bitch, lemme get that pussy"

works every time

>>18485080
When i look into your eyes i see the dark pit of nothing that sucks all good from this earth, tangents of divorce and child support swirl around in the void that are your pupils. The fear i feel is like no other it can only be matched by the feeling of love so intense it makes me feel alive every waking moment. So powerful i want to die because of its chaotic energy blasting my corneas with immense pleasure.
Netflix and chill?

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>>18486011
my nigga