Joining the Army

OP here, also how should I bring this conversation up with my family?

>>18480339
It only matters if you're convicted of a crime.

>>18480339
no its not a big deal
but if youre this much of a pussy, please dont join
>joining army
lel jk army's full of faggots, you'll fit right in

>>18480339
>that grammar

There's no way this can be a legitimate letter unless the US army recruits literal retards

>>18480339
>but I'm worried that i wont get in.

You've got to try, to fail. If you don't try now you'll forever wonder what if. If you get rejected so what? Feel bad about it for a minute and move on with your life; go to college, get a job, cut off your pee-pee and change your name to Stephanie, whatever works for you my dude.

The pain of failure is nothing compared to the pain of regret.

>>18480339
If you're breathing, they'll take you.

On the other hand, they won't guarantee to return you in the same shape.

Whatever a recruiter tells you, whatever contracts you sign, whatever training they promise - once you're in, your ass belongs to them and they can do whatever they want with you.