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Evening, /adv/, I'm gonna apologize for this unstructured mess of a text in advance. Props to you if you make it to the end.
So, I'm a 22 y/o virgin and I want to change that. The ultimate goal would be to somehow get into a meaningful relationship with someone whose company I really enjoy, but since I've never actually tried to initiate contact with women, and I'm scared to death of communicating feelings, or even just interest clearly, that's far off atm.
So I'd rather ask my fellow residents of the local Korean Herpetology Forum (tm) for advice, since it's unlikely I'm gonna be able to follow through on the advice of some hyperthymic normie Tony Robbins-esque blogger.
I'm gonna put some things down that I think I'll have to do to start fucking, and you correct me.
Step 1: Move out of my mom's metaphorical basement

Step 2: Expand my social circle by finding nonsolitary activities that I enjoy. (Hobbies atm include making music on the computer, playing the Saxophone/ Piano, reading and vidya. Also being on the internet too much, even though I hate it)

Step 3: Renounce my stick figure aesthetic. Possibly combine steps 2 and 3 by joining sports team.

Step 4: Find out which type of girl is most likely to be attracted to me. Figure out what the ones that I'm into are into.

Step 4: Subject myself to possible rejection by
either talking to random qts on the street or asking girls in my newly humongous social circle.

Step 5: ???

Step 6: Profit

I'm neither overweight, nor especially ugly. I've got a bad case of resting bitch face though and I've always taken several eons to open up to people. Can provide pics, in case you want to help me up the rest of my overall
A E S T H E T I C S.

Guys pretending to be grills are especially welcome to help. Thanks in advance.
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>>18478028
Rape
What's that? You don't have the balls?
Then Kill yourself you fucking loser, you will be a virgin till death
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>>18478094
Charming, I almost forgot which site I was on. Nah, I'll pass, thanks. My life's pretty good without pussy anyway. Also, I'm not a complete lunatic.
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>>18478028
Tinder
swipe swipe swipe
MATCH!
"Coffee tomorow?"
Fuck on date 3.
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