Do I have an STD

>>18476589
how do you "accidentally" fuck a dude in the ass?

See a doctor. There's really no shame in seeking advice from a medical professional.

>>18476602
>how do you "accidentally" fuck a dude in the ass?
I'll tell you if you give me some indication on what this is. Doctors in this country are less than good.

>>18476589
It's probably a STD, faggots are really promiscuous.
Go to the doctor, and be honest, being an hypocrite can be a symptom of something worse.

Herpes or HPV, with 98% certainty. Get yourself to a physician. Neither are a big deal though so don't worry.

>>18476589
Herpes simplex

touch your limph nodes

also those might get bigger and eventually burst

will looks gross, but after this, the breakouts wont be severe, or even noticeable

>>18476589
looks like the herp to me
sorry about your luck

Absolutely Type 1 herpes, will the sores away with sheer mindforce and bury the memory down deep. Problem solved.

>>18476589
It looks more like snoo.

And you still haven't explained how you "accidentally" fucked someone.

>>18477060
Maybe it was a trap.

If they have one disease they may very well have more. You need to get tested for the gay plague (HIV). There is a reasonable chance that you have it. You have now been informed of this. If you do not get tested, next time you trip and fall into someones ass, you are likely knowingly spreading a deadly disease.

>>18477278
>gay plague
Heh

>>18476589
>accidentally

"accidentally"