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Below is my 'vanilla' section from a fetish dating profile.
>I am 6'4" Big Handsome Man with a polite demeanour, the first thing people usually notice about me is my friendly personality, closely followed by my charming smile, though I do have a rather dark sense of humour.
>My main hobbies are playing computer games (Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Mount & Blade) on my desktop, and D&D (5th Edition) with my friends at the dining table, I enjoy listening to Metal and Classical music, going to the cinema, and walking my dog along the canal. I like to talk about history, science and politics; I am naturally Left Libertarian, but I try to take a Centrist point of view in discussions.
I really have no idea what to write, or how to talk about myself on a profile without droning on.
Thank you for any and all advice.
Kind regards
OP