What should I do?

>>18472571
just go on the fucking hike and have a good time. once that's done maybe you'll go back to her place and smash.

Simply ask, dtf?

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>Yehong

>>18472571
Does this person like hiking? Cause if it were me and I didn't like hiking then I'd hate it

>>18472571
"A couple mountains and a valley ;)"

>>18472571
>explore you

>>18472584
Wew

>>18472584
The smiley makes it extra good.

>>18472584
This will get you laid OP. Post results

>>18472571
"Well one of my favorite ways to explore happens to be muff diving"

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>>18472584
Bet you OP won't deliver. Sad!

>>18472584
Even if you actually do just want to take her hiking you have absolutely got to say this. Then thank anon for the puss

>>18472584
This could either go really badly or really well. The risk is yours to take.

>>18472584
OP here, considering this

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>>18472623
Fortune favors the bold

>>18472623
it cant really go bad. its just innuendo. he can always play the "thats not what i meant" card


line is golden desu

>>18472571
Wait a second 2 fucking days?I unmatch every girl that doesnt respond the same day

>>18472584
Man this is too smooth you gotta go for it

>>18472625
I'd do it. She gave you a huge fucking green light.

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Now we wait

>>18472577
I keked

>>18472640
Ayyy lets go

>>18472640
>inb4 unmatched

>>18472640
Best choice mate.

>>18472640
He actually did it the mad-man

>>18472640
winky face might be a bit much

>>18472654
no

>>18472640
:O

in b4 no response

>>18472640
Keep us updated,im refreshing this thread at the speed of light

The day OP restored my faith in humanity

>>18472687
Dont say that please

>>18472690
Why? He takin a risk! I think its inspiring

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>>18472640

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>>18472640
My nigga

>>18472571
Go you moron

>>18472640
The absolute madman,
send pics of response

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>>18472640
Bold move OP, post the results if you get any

>>18472640
Fortune goes to the bold.

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Lord have mercy

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>>18472830
yeah boiii

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>>18472830

>>18472830
Greetings fellow male human, I sincerely hope you have the opportunity to engage in sexual intercourse without the intent of reproduction with that female human being.

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>>18472830

>>18472830
>kissy face
You in dere

>>18472830
Put my name in the credits

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>>18472830
M A D
A
D

>>18472571

Yassssss slayyyyyy but yeah seriously well played OP props to whatever anon suggested that line, fucking gold

>>18472584
Thanks anon

If I may request some advice from the OP or anons, do you intentionally take multiple hours to respond to her messages or is that just what naturally happens with your life? My phone is relatively devoid of messages or other notifications so whenever one comes through I always notice it and am ready to respond right away. I understand that this is offputting to some people, and also understand that to some people this is acceptable and appreciated, but I would mostly like OPs methodology not necessarily reasoning. Once I know the message is there I think about it, it nags my conscience, I cannot ignore it easily. I also worry about the other person being able to see that I have read the message and chose not to respond.
How do I deal with this impatientness?

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>A cantonese traditional drawing site got a guy laid
>I was there to witness it

Do it breh

>>18472958
>How do I deal with this impatientness?
To put it bluntly, you just need to get a life. If you have stuff going on and things to do you might not even look at your phone all day.

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I should move back to a place with mountains.

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>>18472830

>>18472830
Lucky bastard

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>>18472830
Holy shit it actually worked

>TIL we have PUAs on /adv/

Godspeed op.

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>>18472830
>>18472584
BASED FUCKING ANON

>>18472571
Spelunking (the act of exploring caves :^))

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>>18472830

>>18472830
>I'll let you know
that's basically your goodbye, jerk right there
It shows people on this board have no fucking clue about texting

>>18474175
Drop some knowledge on us Chad, teach us the way to pussy.

>>18472584
How the fuck do people come up with this? That's witty as fuck.

>>18474358
it's cocky but it's probably true, chick that is interested in you rarely writes something like that in this context

>>18474175
t. Autism

>>18474175
This man is right

If she was interested she would've at least dropped her #

>>18472830
We fucked like monkeys last night

Thanks once again to the anon who suggested that line

>>18474916
Yeah okay

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>>18474916

ITT: Bunch of virgins think they wrote a clever line and falsely celebrate when they don't realize the chick already signaled disinterest

Laughing my ass off

>>18475238
She didn't "signal disinterest," dude. If that's what you think, you're just wrong.

"I'll let you know" sometimes means "Haha, you wish", but plenty of times it also means ... I'll let you know.

>>18474923
>>18475226
Virgins detected