My mom's milf friend is single and I've had my eye on her since I was in middle school. The problem is even though I am 19 now I still look exactly the same as when I was 14. I am going to a party that she'll be at tomorrow. How do I flirt with her and get her to take me seriously? I already avoid dressing like a kid but I can't grow any facial hair or really do anything to look older.
>>18471917
no real answer. like with any girl it really depends on if she could like you. if she couldn't like you then it doesn't matter how you flirt it will end badly cuz she can't like you. if she can then most any approach works really but being up front about it often helps with older women cuz they dont want to feel like they have to make a move to molest a kid
just whip out your dick and put it on the table like this
*bangs table*
and shove it in
>>18471917
You only have a chance with her if you're Chad tier, no woman would fuck up a long term friendship for some effeminate little brat.
>>18473424
My mom is dead so that won't be an issue.
>>18473436
O-O
Oh... then
>How do I flirt with her and get her to take me seriously?
Do you have masculine traits like:
>Tall
>Muscular
>Square jawline
>Deep voice
>Manly behavior
?
You need to have some of those to strike a chance, otherwise, just hope she has some mommy fetish and you're in.
>>18471917
You don't have a chance, and not because of what you look like. If she's known you since middle school, she thinks of you as a child and will do so forever (just as your mother will always think of you as her baby). If you've got a thing for older women, you're better off chasing someone who didn't know you as a kid.
>>18471917
You won't have a chance because you'll remind her of her kids.
>>18473457
I-i have a nice jawline and I behave like a man considering the fact that I'm not a fag. That's about it.
>>18473659
>>18473664
Alright. I'm going to try anyway. If I fuck up it won't really be awkward for me since I rarely see her anymore.
>>18473457
>Tall
>Muscular
>Square jawline
>Deep voice
Not OP but I believe God hates me, I am 25 years old yet I still look young.
>twf not being manly