So I need to know how to fuck my face up bad enough to swell my eyes, cheeks, bruise as much as possible but still be able to function. I won't give a reason as to why but I will post pics for before and after if I get a reasonable response. No weapons, no curb stomping etc. Just good ol fashioned fists to the face.
Poison Ivy, rub it all over your face.
Not going to give a good response unless you say why.
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Fists. No fucking plants dickskin