Hey guys, serious question. At what age should I just say fuck

>>18466908
I don't know. I'm 22 and haven't had so much as a kiss in 5 years and I'm so alone. Even a hug would be nice. I can't bring myself to hit on women because I don't want them to be disgusted or uncomfortable and I don't feel like I'm good enough. Someone gets to know me and then they're disappointed, I'm so tired of disappointing people I just feel dead inside. Women say they'd never date a guy who's been with a sex worker but I don't think I realistically have any other option.

May as well do it now, the only person that will judge you is yourself (and maybe the escort if you are a bad customer)

Make sure you bring the cash and bring a condom, but she may expect you to use one that she provides (some crazy people poke holes in their own condoms). Take a shower, shave, wear decent clothing that is easy to take off and put on, and wear a little cologne. Don't bring a gift or anything, but do be nice to her if she is willing to talk before having sex. Treat her as a human being, not a sex toy, and don't be afraid to say if you don't like something since YOU ARE THE CUSTOMER. However, respect her boundaries and if she did not tell you what her boundaries are, be sure to ask her.

t. currently escorting

Age is indiferent, do what you feel like

>>18466908
>I am a 26 yr old virgin male and I haven't had a gf or even dated a girl in over 6 years.

Fucking normalfag, you had a gf at the age of 19-20, don't you dare to complain.

>>18466912
Don't wear cologne or worry about decent clothing, you're just there to fuck her not take her on a date. Don't listen to the walking fleshlight with tits.

>>18466912
So I've obviously never done this escorting thing before. Where do I go to start? What websites do you use? How much do you usually pay? (on average I guess)

>>18466911
Hang in there bud you could always get an escort like I plan to do. I'm OP btw.

>>18466912
How much do I need to pay extra for you to pretend to be my sister?

>>18466920
I guess so.

>>18466921
See pic related in
>>18466908

>>18466923
I probably won't wear cologne but wearing nice clothes wouldn't really hurt.

>>18466923
Yeah okay, go ahead and ignore the human sense of smell, and while you're at it, wear a business suit instead of just wearing jeans and a T shirt like any normal person would, then waste the time you paid for taking it off and folding it instead of fucking me /sarcasm

>>18466926
I don't want to say what website I use since it is one dedicated to my city, but I can tell you that craigslist and backpages is not where you will find a good woman. Price will depend on the escort, but if you want an hour, I would expect to pay around 120-150

>>18466933
I don't charge extra for words, but if you want me to wear a costume, you'll have to set up an appointment in advance and give me time to order the costume (of course, the cost of the costume will be paid by you)

>>18466930
I hired a girl to follow me around and pretend to be my daughter everyday for two years before she left to go to college. I wouldn't know where to look for an escort in Canada.

>>18466941
Ah shit I forgot to mention.

I'm a fucking virgin.

>>18466941
>I don't want to say what website I use since it is one dedicated to my city, but I can tell you that craigslist and backpages is not where you will find a good woman

>Fat americans need to beat around the bush to find hookers because prostitution is illegal
>meanwhile I can order a hooker to come over to my house and fuck me without even getting off my bed

And this is called the "land of free", fucking lmao.

>>18466923
>walking fleshlight with tits.
Has this been invented yet?
If not you should be on shark tank right now.

>>18466948
Let her know, if you want to. Some women will cater for you, and go easy so that you can enjoy your time. The myth that virgins will finish early is not as widely believed in my line of work, since we all know that virgins masturbate A LOT, so sometimes half an hour sessions will end with no satisfaction

>>18466951
I agree, in Europe the women not only have better conditions to work, they can freely work without fear of getting arrested for doing something that literally harms nobody.

>>18466948
I'm stupid. I did mention I was a virgin in the OP.
Goes to show you my insecurities.

>>18466963
Thanks for your advice. Honestly getting into this sounds fun and a little less harmless than fucking girls and hurting their feelings afterwards. Any other advice you might have for a virgin customer?

>>18466978
Shut up, virgin.

>>18466980
I really hope all escorts are like this. Turns me on.

>>18466978
You might be a virgin, but you're still a person, and so is she. Keep that in your head, and you'll be fine. This is supposed to be a fun experience, so don't go in with any worries that it won't be. Sex is fun, and you will definitely enjoy it!

>>18466911
fucking christ this is why i want to kill myself spear me anymore years of living alone

lonelyfags, just go talk to someone and form a relationship before fucking them.