Tips for going to prostitutes

>I'm 19 years old and I want to get laid as soon as possible

Nigga stop acting like you're 50. You've got years ahead of you. Also step up your confidence and you'll have zero issues. This is coming from a 19 year old who had the same exact issues. Man up.

>>18458333
You're 19? Go to some college parties. College girls are DTF almost always.

with that many problems you have with yourself, you won't even be able to get it up with an escort

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>>18458333
>I'm attractive and have a good face
Be real. You're probably unfit, unstylish, unkempt, pasty, and awkward. If your face was everything you say it is, you wouldn't have trouble on apps like Tinder because it is ALL based on physical attractiveness and dogs in your profile pics.

>Tips for not getting ripped off.
Getting ripped off is rare, but be on guard as you enter the hotel room (or wherever) for other people in the room or watching you enter

>getting an STD
condom, condom, CONDOM. Greatest invention.

>>18458723
>step up your confidence
How do you do this?
>Man up.
What does this entail?

I guess normal people understand what this advice means, but for people who aren't normies, the meaning isn't apparent.

>>18458736
Why the fuck do you think he is going to know where college parties, or ANY parties are? He hasn't even spoken to a girl in over 2 years.

Your advice is fucking trash.

>>18458785

Not unfit, pretty much the opposite, but am I unstylish, unkempt, and sometimes a bit awkard

I never tried Tinder or any dating app, I'd feel like a clown if I did, also to change myself for the worse just to get some pussy..meh

I party or used to party A LOT before but it was never for the girls, it was to have fun with my friends, be brutes, all that shit, eventually I got bored so I stopped

I don't speak to girls because well..conversations with them are usually pretty uninteresting

>>18458736

The thing is I'm not in the USA, and I quit studying a year ago, I'm working and making music, eventually I'll move to the US

>>18458755

I will be able to, I really don't give a fuck about anything recently but in my day to day life there's just no girls to meet..at all. I need time and charisma to fuck a girl, invest time into it, if I do an escort, there's none of that

>>18458986
>feel like getting a dating app is lowering self too much for pussy
>made a thread about paying money for pussy
You have quite the intellect.

>conversations with them are usually pretty uninteresting
And quite the ego.

>I party or used to party A LOT
Were there never girls there? How is it a party without girls? In the US we call that a 'sausage fest' and it is the clearest indicator of a BAD party. If you want pussy on the cheap, start partying again but this time instead of focusing on being a brute, hang out with the girls. At most it will cost a night's worth of drinking if you're buying her alcohol, and at least it will be totally free.

>>18458723

>Nigga stop acting like you're 50. You've got years ahead of you. Also step up your confidence and you'll have zero issues.

I know, I don't care, I want to get laid now, not in 5 years. Confidence solves nothing in my situation.

>>18459017

>You have quite the intellect.

Getting a dating app is worse for me than an escort because I have to invest myself a lot more than if I just went to a prostitute; message many girls, try many times, bother to take pictures dressed like a fucking retard for the profile instead of just paying and being done with it, so fuck right off with your "intelect" talk

>And quite the ego.

Ego why? Because I'm not interested in random chitchat that goes nowhere?

>Were there never girls there? How is it a party without girls? In the US we call that a 'sausage fest' and it is the clearest indicator of a BAD party.

Hahaha hell no it is the clearest indicator that your friends are boring, having fun and laughing is way better than trying to impress some girl