Essentially I was fairly drunk and have no idea how I got this, I need to know if it's anything to worry about/how long it'll take to go away. Also if anyone has any idea what kind of impact would've caused this that would be interesting.
More pics from day 1 when I woke up, the first pic is from today 2 days later
Oh fuck that's cancer
>>18456921
Rip me
>>18456875
How fat are you? Maybe if you lose weight the bruise will get smaller.
Stop being a drunk retard and use your brain for once. People get shot and don't do anything about it
>>18456938
Cheers
>>18456942
Aye but irrelevant
Telling from the shape of the bruise, I'd guess something relatively small and round hit you, maybe a baseball but this has no basis. I couldn't say much, all I can go off is a photo.