> Make out with chick at bar > Couldn't close >

I did?

No problem, i enjoyed that. We should go drinking sometimes again.

wanna meet tonite? imma take care of u real good bb gurl

>>18454927
this. but follow that up pretty soon with a definite plan.

>>18454908
Uh, y-you too. (Mumble, mumble, mumble)

I want my dick inside of you.

I literally said this and she was shocked etc, but I closed the deal.

>>18454908
"It was a pleasure, I enjoyed your company. I'm sure I'd enjoy more of it, perhaps over a coffee?"

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>>18454908
It truly was an honour to spend time with you last night, m'lady.

>>18454908
Friend zoned (femanon)

"Now that I know you prefer sunny side up over scrambled I'll make them better next time!"

Not it's time for you to take care of my BENIS

Don't mention it. Let's go out again <next time I'm free>.