> Make out with chick at bar
> Couldn't close
> Next morning she texts you 'Thanks for taking care of me last night!"
What do _you_ say to her?
I did?
No problem, i enjoyed that. We should go drinking sometimes again.
wanna meet tonite? imma take care of u real good bb gurl
>>18454927
this. but follow that up pretty soon with a definite plan.
>>18454908
Uh, y-you too. (Mumble, mumble, mumble)
I want my dick inside of you.
I literally said this and she was shocked etc, but I closed the deal.
>>18454908
"It was a pleasure, I enjoyed your company. I'm sure I'd enjoy more of it, perhaps over a coffee?"
>>18454908
It truly was an honour to spend time with you last night, m'lady.
>>18454908
Friend zoned (femanon)
"Now that I know you prefer sunny side up over scrambled I'll make them better next time!"
Not it's time for you to take care of my BENIS
Don't mention it. Let's go out again <next time I'm free>.