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how did you go about finding a girl

asking for a f-friend

>>18452629
The Erotic Review, filter by city, look for providers with lots of reviews. Do your research on each one, of course.

Also, be clean, kind, and respectful and they'll be very nice to you.

>>18452632
Do you feel the "unclean" or "the shame"?

>>18452644
A little bit. But at the same time, I feel free. There's no more wondering or dreaming about it anymore. Its like a weight off my shoulders.

Can you really be so good in bed that she'll give your money back if she's that satisfied, or is that just a Hollywood fable?

>>18452650
VERY unlikely. It's their job after all and they need to get paid just like anyone else.

>>18452650

Have you ever been at a restaurant and have your server tip YOU? Of course fucking not. That never fucking happens. Why the fuck would you think that would happen?

>>18452628
why was your virginity so important to you that you felt the need to "lose" it to an "escort"?

>>18452666
Because I'm 29 and was tired of being a virgin. So, now I know. Like you said, its not really important at all so its all good!

Why didn't you just use tinder?

>>18452674
Because I'm fat and ugly.

>>18452650
Lel, OP sure is hot shit like that, right?

Also what kind of a plan is that, anyhow? Are you hoping your plumbers do their job for free because they might like your toilet so fucking much?

If you get a prostitute, you're hiring a paid service - don't do it hoping not to pay. It's stupid.

>>18452679
Anon don't be so mean to yourself :(

>>18452679

that literally does not matter if you can at least dress half decent, are somewhat funny, and have some semblance of self-worth

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>>18452628
I've never finished from any of my partners. How long did you last. How was it in general? Hopefully you used a rubber.

>>18452628
I wanna know how it feels to be loser enough to pay for sex.

>>18452686
It's ok, anon :) It's just how things are and there's no sense lying to myself. I wouldn't expect even halfway decent women to be attracted to me.
>>18452691
I have those except for the last one. Lots of friends, a house, job, college degree, etc.
>>18452694
I finished in like 5 minutes the first time and couldn't finish the second time around. I did use a rubber as I'd like to reduce my chances of getting herpes. Like sex is fun but...it wasn't everything I thought it would be. Now that i've gotten it out of the way I'm not all that worried about women anymore. Blowjobs are fucking fantastic, though.

>>18452698
About the same as before I paid for sex. Still a loser :)

>>18452700

thats too bad because the last one is probably the most important. why do you hate yourself like its your job? your life isnt going to get any better unless you start being your own team

do the things that make you fill good about yourself and actively destroy intrusive thoughts. youre a cool successful person, and you need to make sure you feel that way.

the man WANTS you to feel like shit about yourself so HE can get all the pussy and money. he's just lying to you. he's full of shit. you're great. don't let them fool you

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>>18452700
>Now that i've gotten it out of the way I'm not all that worried about women anymore.

Same. Although all of mine have kinda sucked since I've never been able to cum from sex.

>blowjobs are fucking fantastic, though
I'm happy for you on this one. Shitty blowjobs involve teeth. Teeth hurt.

>>18452700
what does a bj feel like

>>18452714
W-wow that's really nice of you anon. Thank you. I'll think on your words :)
>>18452722
No teeth at all. She was really really good at it.
>>18452726
It's hard to explain... like something soft, wet, and warm massaging your penis.Vaginas, on the other hands....not as much as I thought it would be. Still good I guess, though. Perhaps it'd be different without a condom?

>>18452742
It is vastly different without a condom. Accidental pregnancies are so high for a reason

>>18452742

the skin on the inside of the cheek is the same as the inside of the vagina. condoms fucking suck

they SUCK

>>18452628
Yes you are a master of sex now that you lost your virginity

>>18452755
The reason why we have a 2 babies and still can't use protection. We bought a Costco pack of magnums and used maybe two?

>>18452755
Well maybe one day I'll get to experience it. For now, I feel content.

shameless bump

Congrats, you're still nothing special and you still haven't accomplished anything of interest