How to make your chick blow your dick

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>>18448136
tell her a story of what happened to the last girl who didn't want to blow you.

Either that or imply that you will find someone else who will


or tell her it tastes like strawberries

or if she's into fitness and diet, exaggurate on how much protein there is in your sperm

one of these HAS to work

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>>18448136
>how do I trick a woman into blowing

Unless she's actually autistic no way short of begging my guy

Find a girlfriend that actually cares about you.

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>>18448296
oh that sounds real fucking simple

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>>18448304
In all honesty dude reciprocate. Do oral on her and tell her to do it on you. Dick don't taste nice m8 she needs compensation

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>>18448314
I love to eat pussy, mate, I'm not OP.
I still feel my advice was better>>18448140

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>>18448322
Again I repeat those would work if the woman was actually retarded. Any bitch worth her salt would laugh her ass off at such lame excuses.

No disrespect m8 but those are some shit lines you have to admit

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>>18448330
Of course I agree, I rarely do anything if it isn't funny. My bet is that the girl would laugh and thus be persuaded.

Last girl I was with (saturday) didn't want to either, so I just fucked her.. can't win em all.. But finding a girl that ACTUALLY cares, close to impossible in 2017 imho, they're all so self centered

>>18448338
Indeed. I actually have a fairly caring girl but she's pretty obstinate on sexual stuff. Conservative lifestyle you know how it is. They're not impossible to find but goddamn the current culture makes that a bitch.

>>18448349
yeah I know brother. It'll be fine though, as long as we take care of ourselves and make sure to have as much fun as we can along the way.

>>18448330
Vagina tastes so much fucking worse than dick.

t.bi

>>18448357
o.0

Without having tasted dick ever, I am shocked at this comment. My fetish is facesitting and I've eaten miles of pussy without complaint

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>>18448357
Both taste like shit but its the nice reactions you get from the partner that makes it good for the person doing it

t. Bi as well

>>18448136
No. You can tell her it's really important to you and that you'll do something of her choice in exchange but that's really your only chance. Do you really want an unenthusiastic bj anyway?

>>18448314
My grill likes the taste and her pussy is ok as well.
Just fucking shower twice a day people.