My Parents Revealed BlackMail On Me What DO?

>>18435966
you were able to leave at 16 years old, have you not been working since 16? honestly sounds made up my man but talk to a lawyer.

>>18435971
They froze my bank account at 17 and transfered the money to their account since legally all money made before 18 is property of the parents. Also doesn't talking to lawyers cost cash? And what do i do, I don't have a phone and they have a software on the phone they can listen in conversations i make. And where do i even call?

kill your parents

seriously though, your parents have some real balls

start collective evidence now. it would have been good if you had an audio recorder on you during that conversation.

document everything that happens.

>>18435980
talk to someone at school and tell them everything you've just told us. your school has a guidance counselor, right?

>>18435980

You need to sit down with your school faculty and discuss this with them like >>18436014 said

>>18435980
>legally all money made before 18 is property of the parents.
This is wrong. Who told you this? Don't tell me your parents told you...

>>18436014
>>18436016
w it's so embrassing though. Because one thing they leaked is my internet history for the past year (they had it recorded even on incognito on a special software) and the fact is the counseller will have to read it all for the investigation. I cringe thinking about it

>>18436016
They did but i looked it up, it's true.

>>18436021
Don't worry about the internet history my friend, I can guarantee every student at your school and likely even the counselor has a similar history. Which country do you live in? or state if america.

>>18436021

>Its embarrassing

Look at it this way, they might see some of the embarrassing shit that comes to light, but at the end of the day they're going to be more concerned that parents are doing this to their child, a minor.

Seriously anon, get over being embarrassed. I'm 25 and I seriously regret not going after my parents for the fucked up shit they were doing. Please don't be me and have regrets, FIGHT BACK.

>>18435966
wtf is wrong with your parents holy shit

>>18436023
I don't want to reveal to much since it will be really embarassing if someone finds this thread since I tried to act like "i didn't give a fuck" attitude but this really is making me cringe in embarrassment. My internet history is just really weird like it has

>Hitler greatest man who never lived

>Pro-nazi documentries

>Why is my dick bent on one side

>Why can't i jerk off in the shower

>Is it bad to poop in the shower and push it down the drain

>Why do i get a boner looking at myself in the mirror

Just stuff like that. Really weird stuff, not just basic playboy stuff.

>>18436025
Ok I will talk to them. I am thinking of trying to become a Solphist or whatever it's called who imagine no other humans are conscious to get over embarassment

>>18436035
They used it as motivation to get into Ivy League, and then got the attitude that I thought they were full of shit (since i did) so they did it just so I don't feel smug about it.

>>18436037

anon I won't lie that I laughed but I've searched some pretty fucked up shit myself

seriously, get over being embarrassed. IdK how else to put it, you can't do this alone and you need help from your school faculty/authorities. get a recording of your parents doing this shit, get transcripts, fight fire with fire. They cannot be allowed to get away with this.

>>18436038
you should just tough it out and finish schooling or whatever, thwn once you leave the house cut all contact with them

>>18436021
>They did but i looked it up, it's true.
You misunderstood it. The money is held in trust for the child until the child reaches majority. The legal guardians may spend only 10-15% of the total amount, anything more is illegal by law.
So most of it is your money.

>>18436006
>seriously though, your parents have some real balls
They deserve a Parents of the Year Award. That is some savage shit. OP probably should have been more serious about his education though.

>>18436043
I'll take your advice because, I'm pretty sure what they did was illegal.

>>18436047
Holy shit you are right. I'm talknig to the counseller tomorrow.

>>18436050
I was pretty serious actually. I got into some pretty good Unis but Ivy League requires either wealth, or all-around talent.

>>18436057

why are they obsessed with Ivy league? My buddy is set to graduate from UF's grad psych grad program and already has a job lined up. What is so bad about something like that?

>>18436072
My parents say i won't be able to get a job without ivy degree since they are the best universities.

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>>18436076

and you believed that?

>>18436105
It's kind of true with getting a good job.

>>18436113

No it isn't, you retarded teenager.

>>18436113
no it is not.

>>18436119
>>18436121
How? Try to work in a high-up job where you have power without an ivy degree.

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>>18436126

are your parents corporate CEOs or something?

your perspective on the world is unbelievably warped. You don't need an Ivy League degree to get a good job, jesus fucking christ if you really believe this save your parents the trouble of you failing and just kill yourself.

>>18436148
You do realize that when choosing a CEO or board members companies almost always make sure the person has got an Ivy degree right? And my mom was a board room executive my dad was a semi-CEO for a few years but mainly on the board.

>>18436151

>You do realize

Why are you jumping to this vernacular? Why aren't you answering questions directed at you?

This is the FIRST INDICATION that your parents are corporate soulless pieces of shit. You never brought it up until now. You never once said that they are trying to groom you into being them.

Next time preface your thread with relevant information, dickweed. I regret giving you advice now and wholeheartedly encourage you to end your life, because you're only going to fail.

I remember you from a few months ago. It sucks that your old folks actually went through with it.

I haven't bothered to read the whole thread at this point, but first, if your friends are not laughing it off, you have shitty friends, and second, go file a report on a pollice station if you haven't already. This is totally "criminally prosecutable"

>>18435966
Unless you are good with tools, you will only be able to make less than $35k a year, and you will be collecting welfare checks to support food and housing. Some full-time and part-time jobs won't let you have a promotion because you don't have a degree. You can work towards a trade, but owning a business is like going to a casino sometimes.

>>18435966

>CAN I SUE

Yes, but ask a lawyer, we told you to consult a lawyer BEFORE this happened.

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>His parents used the stick instead of a carrot to try and motivate him.

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>>18435966
Take a baseball bat to both of them. In the middle of the night while they're sleeping. Break bones. Call 911 after.

After what you've been through, you've got no chance of a normal life anyway.

>>18436113
Oh sweet summer child.

This isn't even remotely true.

>>18436151
Again, that's fiction. And why do you want to be a CEO anyway, who gives a shit about management? You said it yourself, your parents were both executive level managers and they can't seem to get through a university selection process without being horrible fucking people.

>>18436232
Yes, but you'll be working 50-140 hours a week compared to the managers working 10-30 hours a week to survive. The only chances of being able to own a successful business is if you live in a metropolitan area, and there business gets expensive. My part-time job is not even enough for living on my own, and I really don't want to live with my relatives the rest of my life. I have no idea how to use tools either, so college is a good option.

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>>18436254

>he actually believes managers only work 10-30 hours

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>>18436254
Own a business? Most people who own businesses are fucking poor, they're the ones working 80 hour weeks. As for the wagecucks, 50-140 hours a week? Who told you that? Again, your parents? And managers working 10-30 hours a week? Where are you getting all this information? Dipshit I turn 40 next year, I own a business, if I didn't have my investments as my primary source of income, I'd be completely underwater. When I was making all that money, I worked hard, but do you know who was always there in the morning when we got in and was still there when we left? The president, the VP, and the division heads. Nobody worked 30 hour weeks.

You've been absolutely fucking tricked.
>>18436263
Ikr, who the fuck is this kid?

>>18436281
>>18436263
Then locally what jobs are available on the newspaper, the internet job sources, and the job offices you check into with only a high school diploma?

Call me stupid, but I'd rather take the degree.

>>18436254
what the fuck kind of world are you living in? nobody works 140 hours per week. there are only 168 hours in a 7 day week.
not even chinese sweatshop workers do 140 hours per week.

>>18436323
Do you or do you not realize that the program determines which school is the best option, not the fact that it's ivy league? Do you or do you not realize that there are other options besides high school diploma and ivy league graduate? I've got two family members with MPAs working for corporate shill lobbying groups, my wife is a MPH from Colombia making six figures in healthcare, and I retired from a job making six figures programming machine level controls and I have a degree in English from a state school.

Fuck, you've been totally brainwashed.

>>18435966
this sounds like some shit my schizophrenic ex would've said

>>18435966
This sounds like a typical korean drama script.
Doubt.jpg, doubt.png, doubt.gif.

>>18436323

Yeah bud I'm really sorry I bothered giving advice to you. There was no point. Why do you even come here?

You're already completely convinced the only way to be happy and successful is to have a Ivy League degree. Why are you here? Why?

>>18436343
I can't mind read your wife's employer and your employer. Going the route of with a high school diploma you would have to rely on how organized the resume is with little information. The more information that is on the resume, the more likely the employer is willing to request an interview with you.

>>18436384
What exactly is your point?

>>18436374
To voice my thoughts like you can.

>>18436387
Employers love degrees if you have no job experience.

>>18436389
What are your goals? Do you even have goals? Or do you think if you get an MBA from Harvard Business that someone will walk up to you and hand you a CEO title? What are YOUR goals?

>>18436384
>equating non-ivy league degrees with high school diplomas
You can't be helped, just saying

>>18436395
Maybe not a CEO title, but at least some job in business.

>>18435966
lmao what part of asia did your parents immigrate from

>>18436409
Like...what business?

>>18436424
I'm pretty sure an insurance company would check up on that degree.

>>18436424
But I'm not doubting job experience.

>>18436442
What degree?

>>18436447
I'm pretty sure an insurance company would check up on a Harvard Business degree.

>>18436453
So what? You're not making sense. You said you wanted a degree in business so you can get a job in business. What fucking business do you want to get a job in? What are your goals? It's not that fucking hard of a question for God's sake, unless you were too busy stomping your shit down the shower drain to actually look around and see what type of business you'd be able to work in /middle/ management in for 30 years without topping yourself. What are your goals, faggot? I won't ask again.

>>18436464
Why should I be telling what my goals are?

>>18436474
This is /adv/. If you don't want to help us help you, fuck off.

>>18436474
>It's a why should I tell you how you can help me episode.

You came here pal. We didn't come to you.

>>18436477
Well if you accidentally told OP to fuck off when I'm anon then I don't know what to say?

8/10 OP

they tugged and you didn't rip too hard

well done

>>18436483
Fucking summer.

Make sense or don't post.

OP, unless we know what you want to do, we can't help you. Chances are you don't have any goals. Chances are your parents told you one path would net you a CEO title and seven digits working 10-30 hours a week, and if you choose to believe that, then this is totally pointless. You were lied to.
>>18436492
Yeah, joke's on us, he was only pretending to be retarded. Fuck anyone who goes on /adv/ to help people, right? Fucking dumbasses.

>>18436038
they're full of shit.
Like, absolute full of shit.
Sue them and move the fuck out.

>>18436037
>Hitler greatest man who never lived
wot

>Pro-nazi documentries
ok

>Why is my dick bent on one side
No idea

>Why can't i jerk off in the shower
Oh but you CAN

>Is it bad to poop in the shower and push it down the drain
Yes

>Why do i get a boner looking at myself in the mirror
bruh

>>18436148
This. Do you even know that your parents actually released the damaging materials? Like is there any proof of ANYTHING they've ever told you?

Op is literally a privelaged faggot dont help him. He can fuck off

why haven't you strangled them yet?

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This is the most insane thread I've seen on /adv/ yet.

>>18436021
>i'm pretty much in prison because my family is literally insane lunatics
>but talking to professionals about it is embarassing
Get over yourself

>>18436254
>140 hours a week
Anon, I.....

I'd say sue for breach of confidence but you're american and don't have an equitable jurisdiction

surely there'd be some cause of action that protects against this sort of conduct though, seek legal advice

>>18436323
Don't believe me if you don't want to, but truth is your parents are crazy and they brainwashed you into having a really weird view of how to get a job. You need to move out as soon as you can and then look for what you want to do with your life

>>18436016
Can I ask a question on this matter right here? If money being made by you instantly became property of your parents, then how did you afford shit? Did they have to give you an allowance on your own hard earned cash? Or did they just not bother and kept it for themselves? If so, your parents are utter trash bags. Also, a degree isn't everything these days. Sure it helps if you have a good one, but turn over of staff at any place is now so high you might end up being on the street after the first 8 months. Get proof and lawyer up on the blackmail thing also.