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>Be me
>Be about two hours ago
>Take dog on walk
>Dog squats to take shit
>Constipation
>thankyoulord.mp3
>Walk away smug because I don't have to pick up fecal matter
>Hear an aggravating threatening voice
>"HEY!!"
>"PICK THAT UP!!1"
>It's a man in his 40s in his fucking parked car
>But there's nothing there
>Pretend to pick up non existent shit because I'm beta as fuck
>mfw I walk all the way back home with dog depressed, contemplating suicide
What can I do to not be this beta?
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grow them
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>>18435520
Why didn't you say there's nothing there.
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>>18435525
I'm a moron, that's why. And I wish I could go back in time and say that instead of letting my damn anxiety get the best of me.
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>plumbing's clogged, what kind of punk do you think I am?
say it good naturedly with a smile in your voice, not like you're trying to start a fight
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Lol, you really brightened up my mood from 3% to 40%. Thank you Anonymous.
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