Should I try to small talk and talk about my nonexistent craft project? I'm too autistic for even this, help me.
>>18430926
The attention you'll get by killing yourself won't benefit you. Go see a therapist.
YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT CAN'T DO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS BUYING ROPE, I CAN'T PICTURE HOW RETARDED CAN ANYONE BE TO NOT BE ABLE TO GO TO STORE AND PAY FOR FUCKING ROPE. GO SEE A THERAPHIST AND TELL HIM THAT YOURE A FUCKING FAILURE THAT CANT. EVEN. BUY. ROPE.
SERIOUSLY. KILL YOURSELF.
do you also go to the supermarket and tell the cashier how you're going to use every single product you buy?
>>18430926
Just say it's for a tug-of-war at a school sports day that you volunteer at.
>>18430926
The cashier doesn't give a shit. Just buy your fucking rope.
likely the cashier is a 19 year old acne ridden fuck who lives in their mother's basement. they can probably relate to you.
>>18430926
Joke about suicide with them while they ring you up
>>18430926
You're killing yourself because you have actual autism right? Rope is a normal thing, no one is going to think there is anything "suspicious" about buying fucking rope.
Ask them whether solid-braid or hollow-braid polypropylene rope is more comfortable around the neck.