Selling my soul to the devil

>>18429400
Vote democrat.

>>18429400
Since when has selling your soul to the devil ever worked out for anyone?

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>>18429406
Shush nao
>>18429400
Well first you need to make sure ur shit is worth selling/buying. Sort yourself out anon.

>>18429400
Well you could always try hanging out at a crossroad on the night of a new moon. Any idea what you're hoping to get for it?

I just money, power and wealth

But is there anyone I can speak to like a devil worshiper or a satanist to help me in rl. :\

>>18429446
>devil worshiper or a satanist

These literally do not exist in the way you're thinking.

Idk

>>18429446
Satanism is atheism for edgelords. Devil worshippers ill also bet you all my pogs are mostly edgelords.

Tl;dr satan doesnt exist and if he does im sure he can find a soul for sale regardless of what magic you do or dont do.

While you wait maybe you can learn not to be such an edgelord.

>>18429400
>Can someone tell me how to sell my soul to the devil
You're not going to find a way to chant some magic words you don't really understand and poof a supernatural being into existence.

You can either start studying philosophy, religion, and metaphysics, or simply start acting more selfishly.

>>18429466
fuck you queerboy, satan is objectively better than god if you even read the bible.

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Is this that DracoMalphas 14 year old girl posting on /adv/ again? The one that wanted to bone her dad and was hospitalised for slitting her wrists to summon a demon to kill a school bully?