Too small for sex?

>>18429171
>I could tell she wasn't into it
What makes you say that?

>>18429174
Like she was just fake moaning. Not really looking at me. Like I said we weren't really "fucking" I was just inside her and our bodies were moving.

>>18429179
How do you know she was fake moaning?
Why does her not looking at you mean she wasn't into it?

>inside her and our bodies were moving
What counts as sex for you?

Did you foreplay? And I don't mean just fingering her for 2 minutes.

Also this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus

Was she fat? that can complicate things, better luck just going for short/skinny girl, that way there's less in the way

>>18429184
My dick wasn't going in or out. How much more specific do I need to be?

>>18429195
I'm sorry you're upset about this. I was just looking for some clarification because "inside her and our bodies were moving" seemed to contradict "not big enough for the fucking motion".

How big are you? How big was she?

>>18429171
>> Her body basically just got in the way.
I'm confused, is your dick to small or is she too big?
At any rate, her getting mad and leaving is rude and insensitive. I'd tell her if she's so good at it to go fuck herself. Sex is supposed to be an intimate and loving act. Like everything in life, it doesn't always go perfectly. Your partner should be understanding and help you and vice versa to make the next time better.

>>18429171
>>18429187
>>18429194
I wasn't really going to admit this, but I guess it's important for context. It was a hooker. So there wasn't really any foreplay and it was more awkward than I thought it was going to be but I really think the size is a factor because I had a similar experience with the girl I lost her virginity with.

And her photos were fake. She was a good 15 pounds heavier than I thought, but not "fat."

>>18429201
I'm like the "worldwide average" so 5.5 x 5. She was 5'3" (I'm 5'8", so literally the most average person) and probably 130? I'm not totally sure.

>>18429204
*lost my

>>18429212
I'm confused because that dick size is fine. That's about what my guy is and I couldn't enjoyably handle anything bigger than him

>>18429220
What's your height/weight?

>>18429204
Well that explains a lot actually. Her my assumption right or wrong. You're on the smaller scale, she was a big person. You got nervous and couldn't perform because of a number of factors but most likely nerves and insecurities.
It's a hooker you paid so forget it. Nobody cares. Don't fuck with hookers. If you get a gf, someone who cares about you the experience will be different. You can pleasure a woman more ways than just with your dick. Some can't climax with just s guys dick in them. The point is stop torturing yourself. Live and be happy with what you have.

>>18429222
5'2 on a tall day and 110

>>18429223
Yes, but I can't enjoy it. And if I can't fuck another girl any better, the only difference is if I know her, she'll tell her friends (other people I know) about how bad it was.
>>18429225
Ok, so you're very petite.

>>18429232
>the only difference is if I know her, she'll tell her friends about how bad it was
Why make this assumption?

Also, what positions have you tried?

>>18429238
Her on top, doggystyle. Missionary is out of the question.

I haven't had a lot of sex, so I've really only tried those two.

>>18429238
And I'm making that assumption because that's how most women are. I have two sisters so I know all about it.

>>18429241
Wait, so have you actually tried missionary or not? Also, you can try having her on her back with her legs up on your shoulders. That's one of the positions where you can get especially deep

>>18429212
That size is nothing to worry about... I imagine a hooker is probably pretty loose, anyway.

>>18429245
>I have two sisters so I know all about it.

I'm honestly not sure if you're joking or not. Anyways, if you have sex with a decent chick, she will respect your feelings and not tell all of your friends

>>18429232
You sound like a 14 year old girl. You should be way past the point of caring what anybody thinks. I've already answered the second question but you apparently didn't understand it.

>>18429246
I tried it for about five seconds the first time I tried having sex. I gave up because I couldn't even get it in.
>>18429252
No, she was pretty tight. That's a myth about girls having more sex = looser.
>>18429254
Not joking. I know girls talk about guys they've been with. Imagine if I did this with another girl. Trying to fuck, not being able to do it, telling her it's not going to work and kicking her out. She would be hurt and/or pissed off and theres an almost certain chance she'd go around telling people about it.
>>18429255
So girls laughing about you, treating you like a cuck and ruining you reputation and your chance at getting laid again doesn't sound like a bad thing?

>>18429268
>couldn't even get it in
How are your erections during sex?

>kicking her out
Well okay, if you're an asshole like that again, she might talk to her friends about it. As long as you're a decent human being, and you fuck a decent girl, she'll be decent and not tell people if you were bad. That should especially be the case if you share friends, she should be able to understand that telling them would be an awkward situation.

I have a small cock, around 5". It slips out a lot which is annoying. The best position is cowgirl. My gf actually prefers shallower movements, basically grinding on it, to deep thrusting.

>>18429279
They're ok. Usually stiff enough to get in but I usually go a little soft once I'm inside because of condoms. It doesn't really feel like anything, just an mildly unpleasant pressure.

I didn't explicitly kick her out, I just told her it wasn't really working and that she could stay if she wanted to. Then she came out of the bathroom fully dressed and took the full hour's pay when she walked out the door.

I'm saying it's more that I'm kicking her out in her eyes.
>>18429283
I slip out a lot too.

Grinding doesn't sound really very nice for the guy, though.

>>18429268
>>So girls laughing about you, treating you like a cuck and ruining you reputation and your chance at getting laid again doesn't sound like a bad thing?
At this point, you've read nothing I've said, and you're worried about not performing with a girlfriend you don't have and that she'll tell all of your friends so you'll never get laid again.
So now I'm at the point where I hope you don't get laid and run the risk of reproducing someone as stupid as you are.

>>18429288
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've every really had fun during sex. Like with the first girl I had sex with when I was fucking her from behind, (she had basically no ass so I was able to get in a little deeper) she was super wet and moaning and shit about to cum and I just remembered being bored, and a little irritated that I wasn't enjoying it as much as she was.

>>18429303
Do you not know any real women? Or do you just hang out with Amish girls that wear skirts down to their ankles?

Yes it's a hypothetical situation. But it happens.

Alright OP. Like others have already said, don't fuck hookers.

Your dick is fine, anything above 4 inches can get the job done, and if not, you can master foreplay and oral and a woman will be plenty satisfied. Heck, some chicks aren't into big dicks or even deep penetration.

Positioning and attitude are the two main factors in a small dick doing a good sexeroo. If you're selfish and just humping away even though she's not into it, yeah she might have a good laugh with her friends. But if there's actual chemistry between you two, it might work out.

So, again, don't fuck hookers, your penis is fine. Find someone you genuinely like, admire even, and learn each others bodies.

Omfg OP you're extremely stupid

Your problem isn't size. I'm exactly te same as yours and I never, ever had a problem fucking, and I even dated a 1,7m/90kg fat girl. Your problem is that you don't know how to have sex.

>>18429171
Jelq or get a bathmate. Godspeed

>>18429332
It seems like you haven't read my posts.

What am I doing wrong?

>>18429387
Clearly something. You
>couldn't get your penis inside during missionary
I'm another person that's about average sized (not the guy you're responding to) and the closest thing to a problem like that is my penis slipping out sometimes if I do cowgirl or doggy too fast. Missionary fits perfectly regardless of size, and I've slept with chubby girls. There must be something wrong with your technique

>>18429387
Honestly I've just glanced everything below the size post, because given your dick size and the body proportions of you two, I don't see a reason at all for it not to work. Hell I have to take care during doggies not to poke her cervix, it's like the best position for a short dicked guy ever.

Honestly, I think you're just trying to troll average sized anons, otherwise one of you two screwed up big time, and since she's actually a professional...

>>18429404
Well she had really big thighs.
>>18429410
Not trolling.
>professional
Yeah she tugged on my dick way too hard. Played with my balls way too hard, she actually hurt me a little bit. And she couldn't match any kind of rhythm.

But I'm 2/2 for pitiful sex.

>>18429416
>really big thighs
Either you're baiting me, or you literally have never seen a human being from the waist down. I'm not trying to be offensive, this is a sincere question: do you have any disabilities?

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>>18429458
Jesus fuck is every person in this thread retarded? Obviously big thighs can get in the way.

>>18429467
The way we did it she was sitting up so it was even more of a factor.

>>18429416

Dude you're just a fucking moron.

She's a HOOKER. You're just some virgin who has absolutely no idea what to do - what part of that makes you think that she should be gasping and curling her toes in the throes of immense pleasure?

You have read and watched too much hentai, anon - in reality girls don't start cumming uncontrollably just because you rubbed her tits a bit and stuck your dick inside.

>>18429469
>missionary
>sitting up
what in the actual fuck are you talking about negro

>>18429471
Good. Lord.

She was sitting at the edge of the bed. I was standing beside the bed. I was standing between her legs.

>>18429467

...you just move them out of the way.

This is why you're a fucking loser anon - not because the world is against you, but because you refuse to acknowledge the real problem (you).

>>18429473
that's not missionary you mong

>>18429470
Not a virgin.

I wasnt expecting that. It's just that girls have no idea how to handle a dick. Even in porn they're always pulling and tugging at it and that shit just causes chafing and fucking hurts after awhile. This girl was no different. But as far as attitude, it was like she didn't even want to be there which is probably part of the reason I couldn't stay hard.
>>18429474
Dude her fucking thighs were too thick for me to get inside. Are YOU retarded?>>18429477
Then what is it?

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This guy is legitimately braindead. Holy shit I have never felt more confident in my sexual ability.
>thighs too thick for missionary
Jesus christ

>>18429486
Dude it's not my fault you're all picturing two skeletons fucking.

In real life it's a little different.

>>18429486
not even missionary dude

how the fuck does a woman have thighs so big, that even when you stand between her legs, you can't reach the puss? this thread is officially bait

>>18429490
>not missionary
Funny, no one's come up with a name for that position.

Tell me how short dick + huge thighs can't equal no penetration?

Fuck all you autistic faggots are getting hung up on this little detail.

>>18429171

fingers and tongue breh. get her off with those and she'll be content to be a wankrag for you to get off.

or do your incel thing. whatevs

>>18429492
dick ain't short though. how can she be spreading her legs and you still can't see her vagina to get to it? no way she's 130, unless you mean tons

>>18429496
Different girl ffs

>>18429488
>>18429492
>two skeletons
I have literally NEVER fucked a sticc in my life, only thicc. Nobody came up with a name for the position you described because it's autistic and nobody but a retard would attempt it. Like was she on her back or sitting up straight?

>>18429501
is that your way of saying the girl you fucked while she was sitting and you were standing up was a whale?

also, how much do you weigh?

>>18429502
Sitting up straight leaned back a little bit. >>18429504
No. She was 5'2" 135-140 lbs probably but like 30 pounds for each thigh.

>>18429507
i've seen amateur porn of guys with smaller dicks knowing how to fuck women. i've seen porn of guys fucking obese women. i am left unable to comprehend how you can have a totally average sized dick and somehow be unable to get it in. it's not her thighs or your dick that's the problem man. it's just you

>>18429507
>sitting up, leaning back
How could her thighs stop you from getting in? Did she not spread her legs at all? I legitimately don't understand how you could fuck up that badly, I am actually laughing

>>18429512
plus with the attitude you have about sex and paranoia about her talking shit, it's no wonder you don't enjoy it or can't maintain an erection while inside her

>>18429507
Haha

>>18429507
This sounds like a difficult position. Your penis is a normal size. Don't be done with sex, be done with sex with this specific sex worker - she clearly sucks at her job. Write her a bad review if you want, then hire someone else and try again, my friend.

>>18429512
>>18429513
I'm tempted to just show you guys one of the nudes I have so you can see how big her thighs are. Plus it was dark. And that was my first attempt at sex so I didn't know where the actual hole was (it's lower than I thought)
>>18429515
But the girl I fucked first went around telling everyone at school about how good it was and how I "tore her ass up."

But I also heard one guy make a comment about how I "couldn't find the hole" and a couple girls teased me for being small.

So I have real-life experience of this shit. It happens. Girls fucking talk about sexual experiences. Case fucking closed.

>>18429525
I realize that was probably confusing: both anecdotes are from the same experience with the same girl.

>>18429525
So you admit it's just you? I remember I struggled to find the hole in the dark my first time having sex. But once I figured it out, it was fine. Your dick will absolutely work in proper missionary. You just need to relax more, man. Fuck you have me cracking up though. Best thread in a long time

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>>18429536
But even then I'd have a good like 2.5 or 3 inches of clearance.

>pic related

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>>18429552
What is this pic supposed to show me other than her goddamn rockin bod

>>18429552
So the toilet bowl was in the way? you didn't think to take it the bed?

>>18429564
Her thighs.

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>>18429575
Yeah her thighs look delicious. Don't understand how they would get in the way of anything. Have fucked thicker. I'm going to bed, I have two pieces of glorious advice for you:

The first (easy for you to swallow)
>Next time you have sex, try missionary in the traditional way, with you lying on top of her.
The second (probably impossible for you to digest)
>when things go wrong in your life, look at and honestly consider factors in your control instead of constantly shifting the blame onto things outside of your control in an attempt to escape cognitive dissonance and personal responsibility
Good night, friend. Thank you for giving me so many laughs tonight

>has average sized dick
>Can't get inside of the girl in missionary because her "thighs are too thick"
Kek, you're a retard. Reading your description of how you couldn't fuck her was making me think you had a 2 incher.

>>18429588
Well I guess since your going to bed it doesn't really matter, but once again, you're all getting hung up on this one thing. I just had sex. It didn't work. It wasn't fun. My dick literally doesn't move once it's inside. And if it does its slow as fuck unless I want it to slip out. It's just not good.
>>18429596
Wow. Another retard with no reading comprehension.

>>18429605
Bruh. You're supposed to move your hips. You know your dick doesn't move by itself right?

>>18429605
I haven't left yet, but I guess you're misunderstanding my point. I have a dick about the same size as you, and for me the position that works best is actual missionary: my penis has no chance of slipping out and I can actively make use of it better than other positions. That's why I'm suggesting it to you; I can understand having trouble with doggy or cowgirl, but nature has made real missionary exceptionally "user-friendly" for men of most sizes. But if you really don't want to have sex again, feel free to keep telling yourself that it's just impossible for you to have pleasurable sex for reasons completely outside of your control

>>18429612
No shit.

Holy shit, this thread made laugh

Learn how to have sex you idiot

I feel sorry for the poor hooker who had to put up with your incompetence

>>18429212
you're complaining about having a 5.5" dick? what the fuck dude

>>18429204
All hookers pretend to enjoy it.
They don't, and it has nothing to do with your dick.

>>18429552
sauce

Buy a penis prosthesis

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Buy a penis extenction*

>>18429225
HA HA HA manlet

>>18429552
>>18430047
moar

>>18429387
Nothing wrong, just need to get your hip game tight, you need to practice. Find a girl, fall in love, fuck as much as you can. Naturally your confidence will build. You'll start looking at women as objects to conquer , and you will.