Passing a urine test THC

Stop being a degenerate drug user. You deserve what is coming to you.

>>18428518
best product is water and exercise. tons and tons of water.

I went through the same thing. Just drink a lot of water daily and do something that makes you sweat gym jerkofff w/e. Couple days before buy a rapid test from Walgreens and check yourself. I didn't pass so I asked a clean friend to piss in a 5 hour energy. Before you walk in to get tested blast your cars heat and warm up the bottle on the vent. Also make sure no one walks in right before you do so you don't have to wait and risk the bottling cooling down too much . I slipped it between by sack and leg. Only works if you get to do it in closed room.

Thanks for.posting everyone! Except for the first reply. It's fucking marijuana not heroin.


I just talked to my twin sister. We're not identical but we're pretty damn close. She said she'd take the test if need be! I wish I got a little more help but I really appreciate the two that posted! Thank you!

>>18429460
The twin thing isn't going to work. And it's illegal. Are you serious? You have to go in, and use your own urine... legally.

If you drink tons of water and exercise/sweat like crazy, you'll pass the test.

Well researching, I'll be even more fucked with exercising because the thc is stored in the fat cells so when I exercise it releases it all into my body.. so I'm fucked either way!

>>18429523
It worked for me. Though I wasn't a heavy user. The exercise will help some, or go to a sauna. Just try sweating a lot. Eat/drink a lot of fiber. You just don't want to exercise a day or 2 before your test.

It sucks if you fail, but there's other opportunities. I wouldn't try using someone else's urine because you could get in trouble.

Good luck.

>>18428518
I know someone who used the synthetic urine twice and passed each time

>>18428518
Ok. First off don't use ur sister's pee, it'll get flagged for wrong gender.
Next, relax. If u have as much time as you say you do AND you've been clean for a second, you'll be flawless. It's good to exercise and drink lots, both to do with testing and for general health, but you're clear for landing on this, just don't blow it by smoking

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>>18428518
>pic ironically related

>>18429460
drugs are drugs senpai and this is coming from a guy who holes on ketamine every 10 days

>>18429560
Assuming that I'm a guy. We're both girls.

THC can unfortunately be detected in your system for *months* after last the ingestion. I believe, traces of it binds to your fat, and so 'stays' with you for a while. The thing I'm unsure of, is whether the urine tests is what picks it up, or if it's a blood test that gets these traces from months back.

Short answer: we don't know. It can go either way; you're cutting it very close. Sorry to be a prude, but if you're job hunting, then put the pipe down. I can go months without weed or alcohol--so should you.

>>18430008
>I need weed to unwind from my long day of piggybacking on everyone else's life

Also, don't do the fraud thing with your twin, unless she can actually pass as you. Unless this job is life or death, then you shouldn't risk a criminal penalty. Failing the urine test is not the end of the world; Having a record is.

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>>18430020
Don't listen to this faggot. Unless you're in the 250+ lbs range, with the amount of time you have indicated you'll b clean. U only need to worry about a hair follacle test.
>years of police, initial job, and dept of transport drug tests (urine, saliva, blood, hair).
At your indicated weight, you will likely be clean toward the end of week 4. If it's a corrections/job test they test to 5ng/ml.

>>18429460
A drug is a drug is a drug

-Narcotics Anonymouse :^)

>>18429460
You're a drug user OP, MJ, H, a bottle of cap Morgan every night, w/e. You're still doing at least some amount of damage to your mind if not your body.

>>18430026
LISTEN to this man, it is fraud even if not a court mandated test

>>18430607
>>18429579
>>18429560
>Samefagging this hard

>>18428520
dipshit alet dispshit alert dipshit alert


so, op, as an avid weed smoker, here's what you do. eat green, fruit, drink LOTS of water, NO SODA OR ALCOHOL, and walk or run for at least a half hour a day. 185lbs and doin that routine? you're solid buddy. good luck, op!

>>18430650
>thinks multiple replies = samefagging
Sorry that I seem to b the only one with an actual understanding AND experience with these situations and isn't gonna give the same "hurr hurr, munths" answer.
Reiterating: unless it's a DOT hair follacle test, OP's levels will be significantly under the testable level of 5ng/ml.

WEED IS AN HERB, NOT A DRUG.
you literally pick it off of a plant and smoke it, dummies