TLDR: How can I get laid at a con?

>>18425290

dude its a con not a singles night you dont need to lie, if a girl wants to bang you shes not going to be like 'WELL HE NEEDS TO AMKE LOTS OF MONEY IN CASE I GET PREGNANT FROM THIS ONE NIGHT STAND'

its a con. no ones looking to date.

t. someone who got laid at comic con

>>18425290
Wear high heels under your wizard robe so they think you are tall. It's guaranteed to get you laid

>>18425290

Getting laid at a Con is the same as anywhere else. You mingle, meet people, find someone that's into you, and then make your move.

Just a heads up: Planning to get laid ANYWHERE is a bad idea. You'll probably leave as a very disappointed man.

>>18425296
If I tell her the truth, that I'm unemployed, not in school, and live with my mom, I think that will actually ruin my chances even if all she's looking for is a one-night stand.

I'm pretty sure it's way better to lie about this. A girl is bound to ask "what do you do?", even for something like this.

>dude its a con not a singles night
Well fuck them, I'm a more real otaku than they'll ever be.

>>18425316
I think I'm pretty attractive now though, like 8/10 if you don't count for height. I was much uglier as a teenager though, and barely have left the house since then.

Do you think I'd have an easier time with fat ugly weeaboo girls?

>>18425328
>Do you think I'd have an easier time with fat ugly weeaboo girls?

Not really. Your thirst is a turn off. Your lack of respect for other people too.

You'll have better luck with someone with deep mental issues that lacks the self esteem or self awareness to realize you are bad news. Problem is: There's no way to know someone is so damaged just by looking at them. You'll need to meet a lot of people until you land on someone like this.

>>18425328

well yeah you dont need to tell her any of those things. if it does come up go ahead and makme a minor lie buy claiming you mkae 60 k at an IT job will just get you caught in a lie.

>>18425340
>Your thirst is a turn off.
I wouldn't let them see that, dumbass.

Are fat/ugly girls so insecure that even attempting to talk to them would be considered an act of desperation in their eyes?

>You'll have better luck with someone with deep mental issues that lacks the self esteem or self awareness to realize you are bad news
You act like I would start spewing redpill facts on them. I can "act normal", roastie.

>>18425342
>will just get you caught in a lie.
I know a lot about computers, technology, especially Linux. I would be prepared for anything she asks specifically so I don't get caught in a lie. I don't like lying, I hate it actually, but I'm not stupid enough to be that unprepared.

>>18425375
>I can "act normal"

Then what are you doing here asking us? You have it figured out, don't you?

I call it now, though. You won't get laid. Remember that.

>>18425375
>I wouldn't let them see that, dumbass.

Lul.

You say that like it's something possible to hide.

Look man, even as a dude it's pretty easy to see when a girls coming at you with thirst.

It's like a glimmer in their eyes and a subtle awkward tension they have in the way that they carry themselves that tells you that this person be running on pure desperation.

It's kind of similar to when you're arround someone who's super angry, but they're trying to hold it in, and you can see the little things and subtle changes in the way they speak and carry that let you know they're ticked off.

Or that condescension that certain people have when they're prejudiced or racist and trying not to show it.

This shit ain't easy to hide unless your a world class actor or politician.

>>18425290
>No it isn't
It is always personality if you are a supposed 8/10 and can't even get a one-night stand. There is something about you that women don't want.

>>18425698
>This shit ain't easy to hide unless your a world class actor or politician.

I'm a psychopath. You know the ones that are very intelligent and deceptive.

>>18425919
>There is something about you that women don't want.

Extreme lack of money.

>>18425943
>You know the ones that are very intelligent and deceptive.

That's a common misconception. You can't diagnose yourself online. You need an actual professional. Don't pretend to have some mental illness to feel edgy.

>>18425290
Life isnt like porn. Cosplayers are sexy. Why would they step down and fuck some NEET?

You're just gonna get arrested for sexual harrasment. The only way a cosplayer will fuck you is if she's ugly, desperate, payed, of all of the above.

>>18425970
I'd be going after the average, or ugly/fat girls.

>>18425943
No you aren't.
You're a malignant narcissist at most. Maybe a little psychotic.
Boldness, self-assertiveness, and a lack of regard are hallmarks of any vein of psychopathy, of which you have little, or you wouldn't be asking here.

>>18425943
If you were a psychopath, you'd be able to fuck any woman you like

>>18425290
Don't study PUA lmao.
Youtube alpha m.
Also read bookofpook
PUA is creep shit

>>18425943
>>I'm a psychopath. You know the ones that are very intelligent and deceptive.

You're fucking scared to go and get girls at a convention. You're not a psychopath.