What should I bring to a potluck when I can't cook for shit?

>>18423138
baked beans are easy
casseroles are easy, something like a green bean casserole.

https://www.campbells.com/kitchen/recipes/classic-green-bean-casserole/

>>18423138
Drinks, cookies from wal mart

Some potato salad from like Albertans. Anything prepped from the food section at any grocery store really. Maybe some chips and dip?

Napkins, Plates, and forks.

Shit every potluck is usually short on.

Rather than answering directly, allow me to provide you with a recipe:

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**Gratifying Guacamole**

*Ingredients*

\- Two fresh avocados
\- One slightly underripe tomato
\- Two tablespoons of fat-free sour cream
\- One pinch of garlic powder
\- One pinch of salt
\- Two pinches of black pepper

*Directions*

1. Peel, pit, and mash the avocados, using a large bowl and a metal fork.
2. Dice the tomato.
3. Combine the mashed avocados and the tomato bits.
4. Add two tablespoons of sour cream.
5. Add some garlic powder.
6. Add some salt.
7. Shit, that was way too much salt.
8. Maybe it will be okay. Give it a taste.
9. No, yeah, that's... that's definitely too salty. How can we fix this?
10. What's the opposite of salt? It should be sugar, right?
11. Add a generous amount of sugar.
12. That probably fixed things. Give it another taste.
13. Oh, god, it tastes like baby vomit smells. This is not okay.
14. Deposit the finished guacamole in the garbage.

**TL;DR: Sugar does not cancel out salt.**

Just outsource the cooking. Any catering company would love your business. Not being able to cook is no excuse. The rule is you bring food, then find a way to do so.

Go get a bunch of take out

>>18423199
This. Don't bring food if you don't know how to cook.

>>18423262
sour cream in guacamole? wtf

avacados
red onion
tomato
cilantro
lime
garlic salt