Tried sucking my own dick now my back hurts, what do?

>>18418534
Keep going. Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just DO IT!

I could do it but have never done it since it feels kinda gay to suck dick

I'm sorry for your loss

>>18418534
Rest a bit and try harder.

>>18418534
It is a once in a lifetime thing OP. Do. It.

>>18418534
cant tell if troll or just stupid

>>18418534 Just get back at it and dont stop even if it hurts really bad, dont stop until you have severed your spine and hopefully die.

My bf in college had a big dick and I convinced him one day he could probably suck it. Well, turns out he could really easily.
He showed me one day. I thought it would be super hot but it actually creeped me out and I started crying.

Yoga, heals your back and if you get good at it you will be able to suck your own dick without back pain.

>>18418941
Lmao

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>>18418941

>>18418534

Wait a few days to recover, then try again.

Repeat until successful. You'll gradually become more flexible over time.
Also, don't strain to hard. It won't happen overnight.

>>18418941

>>18418941

> Then I broke up with him soon afterward. He'd never want to have sex, he'd always be in his room making these weird slurping sounds.

>>18418941
Are you serious? It's still a great story, if not.

>>18419294
>these weird slurping sounds
>we already established he can suck his own dick
>"weird" slurping sounds

Learn how to make jokes

>>18419293
Question to jannie who deleted disgusting trap shit. How do you decide what to delete? Like I saw a pegging video which was worse that anything that I have ever seen. Why didn't that get deleted?

>>18419304

the janitor probably didn't see it. its a myth that they are omniscient.

I have dreamed of doing it several times already, but my back isn't nearly as stretched as it would need to be, and people say the discomfort is bigger than the pleasure...

Do a cat stretch.