So I was watching an episode of Murder, She Wrote and one of

>>18417706
>I was watching an episode of Murder, She Wrote
Can we please get married?

>>18417706
Probably like, a dollar or two

I'm don't really do much

>>18417706
If I thought my performance had been normal and boring, then the standard amount in my country (like 10%); if I thought I'd been a fucking sweetheart, 15%; and if I'd been shit, nothing.

Yeah, I'm an honest guy and I guess that's the one good thing about having been raised by a tyrannical and verbally abusive father: I can tell when I've failed to meet expectations and deserve to be punished.

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>>18417706

Clearly this happened in the makebelieve universe Angela Lansbury visited using a VR device.

I'd give myself a few bucks. I was a waiter, I know when I've earned a good tip.

>>18417706
I wouldn't want to look like I was taking advantage, so I wouldn't do much more than the 15% that's kinda considered the baseline.

I might add another 5%, because of course he would expect me to give myself more than the absolute minimum and to appreciate his generosity, and I wouldn't want to implicitly say "I deserve the minimum because I didn't care about your service that much."

So, all told, 20%

Since I used to work for tips, I'd say 20%

>>18419065
It was actually the Tennis episode at the end of Season 11.