i just somebody to fuck, cuddle and listen to preferably not

>>18417344
Get a girlfriend.

>>18417344
Get a dog ;).

>>18417344
You're to self absorbed to be in a relationship.
All I hear from your post is
>me me me
If you go forward with this mentality your relationships will always fail.

>>18417401
dogs are ugly and cats are superior

how do i get this thing called girlfriend with the least amount of work and the best possible result.
>>18417424
i did say i am willing to listen and learn from that person,get to know her etc. how does that sound self-absorbed to you?

>>18417439
>least amount of work, for best possible results
Doesn't get much easier than a dog. Great for cuddling, doesn't talk back, will also be your best friend. And dogs can't say no...

>>18417439
i'll be your gf if you're cute

>>18417447
you actually have some good points there my friend
>>18417453
do u live in germany <3

>>18417503
im an burger sorry but 10/10 would date

>>18417513
>im an burger sorry but 10/10 would date
same famalam
tfw no gf

>>18417588
what part of burgerland?
tfw no bf

>>18417602
i meant the 10/10 would date part
too bad i dont live in america
have a nice day

>>18417602
Another anon here, I'm in Texas, the greatest part of burgerland