Kiddo Advice

>>18413338
just fucking give up

Stop jerking off so much and practice standing up for what you believe in now. Never run away or backdown from what ypu believe in. Stick it through, especially when you want to quit. Because that is literally how you grow as a human being.

Git gut or get rekt. Also get the fuck out from 4chan

>>18413338
Get in the fucking military or get a decent STEM major while trying to perfect math skills.

Math is literally power, to not know this would send you to the pits...the dish pits, of course.

I might vomit every day from training so hard, and my body is brutally battered to nothingness until it's reconditioned, but goddamn it, I NEED OUT OF THIS HELL.

>>18413338
"kys"

>>18413338
buck the fuck up buttercup, you're kinda fucking us with this depression shit. yes she cheated, yes she said she loved you and made you wait for her to fuck your friends. you need to buck the fuck up. we still end up in a good place but seriously man, its cringey to look back on. her fucking up doesn't mean you're shit. nothing gets easier from where you are right now you just get better at handling it.

>>18413338
I would tell myself to sell pics of myself on the deepweb.
I wish I would of done this because I was very poor growing up and didn't have much of a chance anyway. I could of made thousands with the time I spent on the internet back then.

>be really nice to girls
>the chubby ones/ones below your league feel just as good on your dick as the ones you want
>be persistent

>4chan's just a website.

You can live a healthy, normal life even if you visit this site on a daily basis. There's a lot to gain from it if you tread lightly.

/fa/ isn't as great as it was a few years ago, but it's ok. It'll be complete shit in the next years to come though overrun by normalfags who don't use 4chan, so embrace it now.

/r9k/ is a soul sucking place where nothing grows. It's easy to believe what they spout if you're not careful. It's a bucket of crabs for people who've given up on life. You've still got some light in you.

/pol/ is a funny board. Not as bad as you'd think. /fit/ is great too. Very supportive people willing to help.

/diy/ /ic/ and a handful of others are actually very beneficial if you're ever looking to find a new hobby.

>A healthy dose of nihilism won't kill you.

Reading into philosophy makes life a bit more worthwhile. Start reading now, it does you wonders.

>Don't lie for pussy.

It's tiresome, both of you end up unsatisfied, and you can get what you want easier if you're just honest about it. Some girls just want to fuck too.

>Do your work.

High school is easy as fuck. You got A's and B's and an occasional C from time to time, but you could've gotten straight A's if you put in an ounce of effort.

>Grow up.

Be a man. Get rid of your apathy. Stop being so passive. Grow a pair.

Am I on quora? Fuck off

>>18413338
Always wash your hands after prepping Habaneros, like really wash them. Otherwise your balls will burn when you scratch them.

Also, give Tovah a shot. You're twenty and you still regret a relationship you turned down four years ago.

Do well in school. Work out and sleep better. Learn instruments ASAP. Get a job to pay for those instruments. Your dick is bigger than most, so don't sweat it. Work on hygiene, remember that other people can smell things. Pussy will flow so buckle up, kiddo, you're going for a wild ride.

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>15 was 10 years ago. In 2007.

Well that is fucking easy...

>Tell teenage gamer self to scam every community you were involved in for their pixels and hoard every game account you have because those will be worth thousands in the near future

>Take you-tube and streaming seriously and not pass it off as a joke or waste of time. Some of these guys make 6 figures now yearly

>TAKE Crypto-currencies seriously and see their potential pump and dump schemes. Hold BTC until 1000+ retire rich. Dump into Eth and sell at 400+

>Drop videogames as pass time and learn poker sooner because there was easy money to be made in 2009-2013

>Take up sales profession sooner and not dilly dally for 5 years doing other bullshit when you could have learned Real Estate the day you turned 18 and mastered it by 21 instead of getting in too late in my city for the pump and dumps.

>Actually start kickstarters with the bullshit scam ideas you had instead of sitting around talking about them with friends and watching other people actually perform your idea years later and make 50k+ from it.

Don't go to college or I'll kill you

Quit being an edge lord athiest fuckface and accept the scholarship. Stop playing WoW so much. Turn in your homework.

Focus on your appearance and social life now while you're still young and have connections you autistic shitlord.

Wait a year before going to college.

Have a bit more self respect, self love, self worth.

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>>18413338
Convince mother to invest into Bitcoin.

>>18413338
"Dont be a faggot and stand up for yourself"

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"Stop hoping you could change the past"

You're gonna be really fucked up for a really long time soon. Mental anxiety will translate into physical pain and you'll be sad with the state of your life and relationships for a couple of years. Get some therapy at the local clinic, it'll really change you for the better. All that pains gonna translate into a lot of positive life progression, but holy shit will it hurt. You probably wouldn't believe any of this though. For now, things are the way you'd always hoped they be... Well the important things are at least. I'll admit that I'm scared that they won't stay that way, but I'm gonna make sure they do for as long as I can. I'll let you know how it goes in a few more years.