Which branch?

>>18407373
Pick the one which pays the most and you can still meet requirements criteria.

Easy.

Lift more weights

Pride - Marines
Soft - Navy
Want $$$ - Army
Boring - Airforce
N/A - Coast Guard

Nah but seriously if you want $$ and technical opportunities and training I would go Army. They basically get all of the top of the line equipment and engage in more of the computer ground work. They get paid a fuck ton more as well (noone know why) and the standards are really low.

>Dont have to have much of a brain
>Dont need a green card
>Dont need to be in shape compared to other branches

Go Officer if you have the chance but judging from your use of 4chan I would say your personality would most likely match up with the enlisted.

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>>18407373
https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

> financially stable
> military
Pick one.

merchant marines or you're not a true hero

>>18407472
top of line equip? no man my radio i carried was made in 1984. the military will not make you rich, its barely enough to get by, most out of it is gi bill, but even that is a pain

>>18407550
heave ho my lad... i made $300 a day in the MM, on a tug, 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off.

>>18407373
If you r e a l l y like computers and tech then you might as well go to darpa

>>18407713
he probably means army jobs where you don't have to march around with a shitty old radio and instead work from an airconditioned portable room

>>18407830
yeah , a fucking POG, and a/c? sorry you might want the air force then

>>18407373
/k/ has an eternal general on this very subject anon