>cut up peppers
>wash hands
>masturbate
>find out hands not adequately washed
Home remedies for general burning pain caused by peppers?
>>18402454
Top kek OP. You will probably need more advice than on just this topic
>>18402457
I am not an especially smart man, anon. You are probably right.
>>18402454
Thanks a lot for the laugh, OP. As for your question... Try some sort of ointment? Or maybe you could dip your dick in a glass of cold milk? I really can't think of anything else...
>>18402454
Dip it in some cold youghurt
>>18402759
Milk works too. One of the low points of my life was inserting my flaccid penis into a glass of milk for the same reason.
>>18402454
This is a paprika. Not a pepper.