Jail

>>18400031

Don't drop the soap.

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>>18400031
jail, or prison? how long? possibility for parole? cmon, give some info, get custom tailored /adv/. otherwise just look on google for general stuff.

>>18400370
Jail. Misdemeanor embezzlement, $330. Michigan. 93 days tops but I haven't been sentenced yet.

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how big a guy are you OP?

Do push ups like mad and try to build a little muscle tone. Dont shave and dont look like a twink

First thing you do when you get on the range is shit on the floor in front of everyone and start eating it. Guaranteed no one will fuck with you after that.

Spent time in county jail after drunkenly breaking into cars like a piece of shit. First and only time I will break the law. It isn't so bad. I am a nerdy white guy and I made a friend or two in there. Spent 22 days. Came out with no job or woman after a 3 year relationship. Shit sucks. But it's been almost ten years and the record is expunged and I'm doing as good as anyone else. Not romantically (why else would I be on /adv/?) but generally good. Good luck op.

>>18400723
6 foot even (=approx 1.8 m)
280 lbs (=fuck kilos. Approx 18 stones)

Not really fat. Just stout and stockey.

>>18400736
That's my biggest worry. Losing my gf. Nerds too but also strong and can fight. I have professional glima training.

>>18400779
nigga you are either a power lifter or just FAT.

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>>18400786
Plaid shirt. Barrel chested

>>18400031
The way I see it it's pretty much just a waiting room; you sit in a block with a group of people where everyone keeps to themselves and does their time. As long as you're not being obtrusive, nobody there has the intention of ganging up on you or anyone else.

>>18400789
are you going to jail for child sexual assault first degree

>>18400675
You're going to jail over $330?

>>18400031
>going to jail

May the Lord have mercy upon your sphincter

>>18400675
That's a white collar crime. You're probably going to a minimum security facility.

>>18401246
>minimum security facility
that means the inmates can go wild on each other ?

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>>18400031

Just KYS because you dont want to be humiliated like that. It'll also make it harder to get jobs later on.

Im serious, just put yourself down. You have to love yourself enough to not put up with things like this. You'll be fine after its over.

> I know way too much about what lies on the other side.

what? youve never been to jail? do you have a clean record? according the vast amount of research ive been doing as of late the most you should be doing is com service and a fine if its a first offense

>>18400033
>>18400944
xd

>>18400031
here's sneak preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR1DaQ8KBMU

>>18400789
Nigga u gona get raped

>>18401262
but they don't because they all want to get paroled

>>18401426
Yeah first offense. Here's hoping I only get cs or a fine.

>>18400031
Remain a neutron. A neutron is someone who is not gang affiliated. Don't try that tough guy bullshit but don't be soft. Be quiet keep to yourself. You will be fine anon

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>>18400675
>>18400941
>embellizing someone for $300
>getting caught
>thinking you'll serve time for that weak shit

>>18400675
Never steal anything under $1 million