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Not interested in giving a bunch of strangers who, if you are on this board alot, prolly hear the same copy pasta sad sap stories. So tl/dr my friends are gone, the two that are in town are recluses and have no interest in deviating from the norm. So there is a kickass bar in the next town over I planned to go to with one or both recluses, surprise though cant get a hold of either fag after mentioning it.
So questions n shit:
>How hard is it to make friends if I were to go to said bar alone?
>Not broke or too completely autistic so I wont drop my sketties and bug out
>NO one to go with, not even wife, she is also recluse or new friend I made recently(too autistic)
>Have only been to said bar with wifes family, they cool but I desperately need non-family friends.
at work, response may be slow
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>>18397878
>How hard is it to make friends if I were to go to said bar alone?
Not very hard, and you won't break anything by trying.
>justdoit.shia
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>>18397905
Totally agree. Often people want to sit there and bullshit all night about themselves.
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>>18397878
Maybe try a new hobby first. Just saying, loneliness and alcohol don't mix that well.
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>>18397914
Have a new hobby, how I actually met a new friend, he is a lil autistic and does nothing but said hobby
Its a gamer themed bar and I like games so I figure I can get some split screen in with folk, buy a drink or two and socialize.
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>>18397913
so folk just like someone to listen to their bullshit?
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>>18397878
Shit op. Just go and sit at the bar.
It helps if you are a smoker. Go outside for frequent smoke breaks.
Seriously. Dont be rude as hell but around 10 or 11 everyone has an okay buzz. Ask to bumb a lighter or something and just but into a conversation.
My go to has only ever pissed off 1 or 2 guys. And their friends actually got them to BTFO.
Here's what i almost always do.
>fuck with the band
>or find the louder group of dudes
>wait until soneone gives another guy shit like "why the fuck would you do that kyle?"
>or "then kyle here says (wtf ever) TO THE COP!"
Story time is great here because everyone is buzzed and laughing.
Just look at him with a smirk and be like "yeah kyke wtf man!"
Dead silence for about 2 seconds is where you just shake youhead and look dissapointed.
His friends realise that nobody knows who the fuck u are and its funny.
>throw out an "im just kidding man, sorry i had a few to many" "anyone else want a shot of (whatever?)
Most always someone will say fuck yeah.
5 minutes of autism and a couple shots just bought you an entire group of friends.
I live 2 blocks from the bar and they love me there.
The trick is to not overdo it. Snap out a couple 1 liners here and there but dont be a drunk doofus.
Be enguaging in conversations and pay attention.
Remember all the names of the faggots u meet.
Pay attention to what they drink.
People love talking about themselves or what they do for a living.
Other than that good luck i guess.
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>>18398265
Not OP; you seem to have given this way too much thought.
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>>18398265
This sounds way to drawn out, think I have a plan anyway. There is a gaming tornament so plenty of chance to fuck around with random plebs. Gonna end up goingby myself but whatever, need less autistic friends.
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