How do I introduce myself to someone when I'm boring as fuck?

>>18395925
Make shit up nigger

>>18395925
All u have to do is memorize a few details about ur self, then add some fake shit to it

>>18395925
Does she play gwent?

>>18395941
Like, hi I'm Steve, I go to "some shit" uni or work at "some shit place", "add shitty fake interesting shit" like: I made a video game when u was younger

>>18395925
Loser go away with your loser question for advice. Thanks

this thread is retarded.

>hi, I'm [your name here], (then talk about her) I could help but notice you like x, what is that. what are you drawing/listening to/reading/etc.

no one gives a fuck what you do. I mean stop being boring, but no one gives a fuck these days. she won't ask if you keep asking about her.

1) Punch the next person you see.
2) Introduce yourself: "Hi, I'm Steve, I punch people!"
3) You aren't boring anymore.

>>18395925
"Hey you dumb whore, I'm going to take you on a date tonight and then we're gonna go back to my place and fuck. OK? Good. Pick you up at 7. Cya"

Get some killer hobbies

Shadow box when you talk, that's what I do.

Fake it. Pretend you're an actor in a play. Know your lines, listen more than you talk. Works for me.

>>18395925
>"Hi, I'm anon."
>Make eye contact, slight smile and extend your hand for a handshake
>"And you are?"
That's really all it takes.

>>18395936
But what if you want a life long friend? Wouldn't they call you out on your bs eventually?

>>18396872
Then actually do something so they don't. You make it sound like you're incapable of doing litterally anything.

>>18395925
Say, do you have any penguins in your pocket? Because I really need to break the ice here.

>>18395925
i am boring as fuck as well and can't make shit up. i don't like to lie. the advice here is trash tier

>>18395925

Where is this happening? Who are you meeting?

>>18396872

Dude, chill. You have to let that kind of thing happen. Don't plan on how to make a friend.