My girlfriend and I were talking about sweet tasting cum, and

"Because it smells salty"
There, problem solved, anon
Now go eat some pineapples

>>18392813
just tell her you've licked your hand after masturbating or during it or something. If you can't be honest with someone you pussy pound then who can you be honest with?

You read somewhere.

Are you a retard?

>>18392813
because the girls you've been with told you

>>18392813

How long is she going to wait for your reply? Clearly now she's going to think you sucked dick. Honestly anon, if you've sucked dick, you can tell us. We won't be mad.

>>18392813
>"How did you know cum was salty? You sucked dick before?"
>how to respond

Easy INSTANT response:

The deadpan snark route: "Loads. Didnt you know? That's actually what us guys do in locker rooms. Why do you think people talk about how danerous it is to drop the soap?"

Or

>>18392835

>>18392813
Obviously because you try and trick shot your jizz into your own mouth when you jerk off.

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>>18392813
Dude's face looks familiar

Girls can cum too. You ate out chicks before, tell her this.

PS: both yall sound autistic

It smells salty/bleachy and every other bodily fluid is salty.

>>18392813
>How did you know cum was salty? You sucked dick before?
That was her first idea? You sucking dick?
Kek.

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>>18392813

>he hasn't tasted his own cum to see what it would taste like

i have tasted my cum and it actually didn't have any taste to it whatsoever aside from a slightly increased cold sensitivity as if it had menthol

>>18392850
Lol if this is your idea of wit I feel bad for you

>not admitting to autofellatio
I can reach just the tip, I almost want to feel proud but I need to go deeper.

>>18392813
Every man should taste his own semen once, just to know what he's asking women to do.

must you actually ask on 4chan for stuff like this?
underageb&
and if not go eat some pineapples my man

>>18392835
/thread

>>18392813
>My girlfriend and I were talking about sweet tasting cum
So she is a cum connoisseur? Your comment to her was a naive musing to her nuanced verbal description of cum. How many gallons has she taken or does she just sniff and sip?

>>18392813
How do you know what cum taste like OP? Also how your gf asked that question is how you needed to respond. If she was just teasing you or said it in a horrified accusatory way require two different responses. In my opinion you should have asked her to taste you again, you should of gotten a bj and sex out of that conversation OP.

>>18392813
this >>18392835

>imagine not being able to reply to a simple joke question and had to consult 4chan and answered her 7 hours later while she's sleeping

Your gf is fucking someone else OP.

I like to eat my own cum. Does that make me gay?