Am I ugly?? Getting no matches on tinder I need some advice.

You have the gay.

>>18390893

huh?

>>18390893

Just to clarify, i am straight... have it on females only

>>18390892
Lol. I'd actually date you if I was 18 or something.
You look a little bit dumb, tho.

Maybe be more patient. Can't imagine that girls don't like you.

>>18390893
He was calling you gay in his sarcastic way.

OP, you aren't muscular enough to have a shirtless pic. I say this as someone who's been lifting for years. Your body looks like a basic human being, which is fine, but not the 'best' of you. Showing pics that have mediocre aspects of your life will only make people think you are mediocre.

Dress better. As someone who travels a lot (military) Americans dress like complete shit. Try not to have shirts with pictures on them. Wear a few button ups and chinos. WEAR SHIRTS THAT FUCKING FIT YOU. Americans think wearing trashbags made out of cotton actually passes for a shirt. It does if you are poor. Don't be poor.

Better clothes (that fit)
Get a more fashionable haircut, not just the same thing you've had since middle school
The scenes are fine. It's really just what you look like. Stick your chest out in a pic or two to portray more confidence.

>>18390892
well, you're text book example of a male butterface
but that doesn't explain not getting laid though

maybe change your profile description

You look kind of dumb in these pictures desu, more like a boy rather than a man. Remove the first and third one, they are not flattering.

>>18390934
uhh his body looks fine imo, Id let him smash my b0ipussy all day

>>18390892
It's probably worth mentioning that girls in your own age group and slightly above are looking at older guys (20-25) who have a career and more $. Afterall, they hold all the power and can get what they want from a man by using their body, so why would they go after someone who has little to offer when they could get the attention of a successful career chad by throwing themselves at his feet to get his attention.

That's just how women are at your age, and there's no changing that.

Unless you can beef up even more or land a "respectable" job to make yourself stand out even more, they're just going to put off average guys in search of the more desirable until they hit 29-30 years old and their beauty fades - true story.

Just get used to en masse rejection and try not to let it get to you.

hobbies include paying rent..

and dropped

you sound too boring, also the line after that doesn't compute

>>18390946
Yeah, ypu don't lift though. You are a basic bitch that spends no time in the gym. You have to look at this from a chicks POV -- the KIND OF CHICK who would wants to see a guy with his shirt off. That kind of chick wants more muscle definition. That chick swipes through plenty of guys who have more than what OP is bringing to the table, but conversely, women that would appreciate his body aren't the kind that right swipe guys who take shirtless selfies, so it's actually hurting him with both kinds of women...

Thank you for the advice boys this is much appreciated

>>18390892
You look like a fuccboi/jerk, but not interesting enough that I'd take the risk

Your profile text and the alcohol bottle (?) in the first pic make me wonder if you're a loser

The text seems kinda boring after all

You look cute and masculine, so all of this can be improved :3

Are you looking for a relationship or hookups?

>>18390934
he has enough muscle for a shirtles pic in my mind
you just jelly

You wouldn't get a yes from me, your face is alright but all the pics are boring. The only thing you're missing is the pic with you and a dog and you'd be like 50% of the guys on Tinder. I like the bad boy bio though.

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>>18391048
I'm not jelly. I'm objectively criticising form what guy trying to fuck bitches to another.

I'm 29. I've been lifting for years. I can lift 1/2/3/4 plate and you probably don't even know what that means.My bf is about 10%

Wtf is wrong with you and people like you that honest fair criticism can't just be taken and valued? It doesn't always have to be a fucking battle. Like it or not - things aren't always the way YOU want them to be just because it's what YOU want, what YOU like.

Selfish faggot.

>>18390934
These are good suggestions.

Your profile looks like you're attempting humor (paying rent) but it comes across like you're struggling financially.

>>18390892
Your body is good, change the haircut and hit the club senpai

>>18391085
bragging about 1/2/3/4 after YEARS is sad, especially at 29. You obviously have body dysmorphia.

>>18391371
OR maybe after years in the field I am qualified to objectively critique the physical form, dumbass.

You you sound like a contestant on American Idol trting to convince the judge they are a good singer. Like you would know a damn thing compared to an expert.

I never said he was ugly. He has a lot of untapped potential. He is only 20 fucking years old -- it's fucking fine that he isn at the apex of his goddamned life yet. Are you mad that he doesn't have a masters degree yet? It takes time to work at this shit, it isn't just handed to you. Jesus christ wtf is wrong with you? How are you struggling so hard to understand his?

>>18390892
Go back to /soc/, turbo faggot.
Sage.

>>18390892

take off your hat, move your phone so its not right in front of your face (or better yet get someone to take it for you while outside) and make that your main pic.

as for the others its just poor lighting mostly. two of the 3 are lower angles which is never flattering, the first one you're makinga weird face and the third one you're all sideways.

the second one isn't bad that bad, but if you wore a form fitting shirt you'd do even better.

>>18391371
Also, how is that sad? You don't understand how dumb your logic is... First you call it sad to brag about 1/2/3/4, like it should be expected after only a year or two (this shows you clearly don't lift) which makes it sound like your standards are higher, but then you say I have body dysmorphia meaning your standards are really lower than mine.

>>18390892
Not ugly, but very fucc boi pics if I've ever seen them.

You look like Scarce

>>18390892
IDK how you're not getting matches. that's a perfect profile

>>18392178
>>18392197

1/2/3/4 is achievable in a year if bulking and two years if you bulk/cut

2/3/4/5 is when its actually impressive.

saying you've been lifting for years then saying you lift 1/2/3/4 to put someone down is retarded

>>18390892
Idk if girls on tinder look at the profile describtion but I'd say that's a bit lack luster.

I get going for humor but both the hobby section and the "bad boy" quote are quite standard. Not quite fuckboy-style but getting there.

The pictures are nice aside from the last one.


I wouldn't message me since your profile seems to be going for short term fun and not an actual relationship. But that might be what tinder is about. Idk.

>>18390892

I really like the bad boy line, OP. Mind if I use it? I'm gonna use it...

>>18392350
Ffs

>>18392350
It's all yours my friend :)

>>18390892

Why am i uglier than this guy yet have no problem getting matches/numbers/dates?

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>>18390892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyoaaDdrVCw

You remind me of this Puerto Rican.

I don't know dude, maybe remove the shirtless pic cause it makes you seem narcissistic. If you want cute weaabo chicks dont scare them nigger.

At least pose at a beach d00d

Try OKCUPID instead. Used it a few years ago and got a few dates.

>>18390892

Are you in london?

Why would a girl want to go out with someone that's bad at everything and whose only concern/interest is paying rent.

You seem like an apathetic dumbass that's going nowhere

>>18390892
you look young. beard ?

>>18390892
if this is what is considered ugly nowadays i quit

Let's be honest here - they want someone with money. If you had a shit-ton of money, loads of women would be hitting you up. Women are bitches. They also want a winner, I doubt they'll like the "bad at everything" joke.

>>18390892
Why do you have a picture of you in the bathroom showing off your pit hair

>>18390892
>6'5
>never forgot to mention this
>cant get laid

woow it's almost like r9k lied to me
I'm probably not gonna mention I'm 6'2.5 in my profile lol

Keep your shirt on. Shirtless pics repulse more girls than it attracts

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>>18391085
>/fit/fag angry that most of the world doesn't idolise muscle as much as him
>all those hours closed off at the gym and drink-less nights eating chicken breast for nothing

>>18390892
I think these two posters got it

>>18392964
>>18393654
I'm not going to argue some stupid shit about the "type of girl" who goes for a guy with a shirtless pic, but I've seen more than a few profiles with girls talking about how they don't like shirtless pics.

People don't look at shirtless men taking selfies the same way a man looks at a woman taking scantily clad selfies; It makes you look like a brainless, narcissistic douche...

Maybe there's another way you could do a sexy picture of yourself?

>>18390892
>This self degrading "About me"
>bad at everything

>>18390892
Make photo 3 number 1.
Boom 100 times the hits.

Stop being picky and swipe right on everything it's got me like 300+ matches and you're about my level of attractiveness maybe even more good looking than me.

Also yeah the bio is something a woman could get away with but not a man

>>18390892
I would be down to fuck you in the ass.

mine is "at the club reading Goosebumps"

how much pussy will I pull

>>18390892
Yeah fix your hair bro. I'm 5'7 overweight and only have a half decent face and I get ten matches a week. Look more fun and charming

>>18390892
Pretend to be prince charming. Being a bartender is enough to make you look cool and easygoing. Drop this beer, make new pics outside with proper clothing. Don't present yourself like a masculine badass (beer+selfie) to hide your low self-esteem in a clumsy way.
Avoid this self degrading humour that attracts no-one.
At least in pic 2 you look natural.

>>18391085
Don't forget that this guy is 6'5 and you're probably an angry manlet.

>>18390892
Remove everything but the 6'5 part. You won the genetic lottery--you'll be swimming in pussy in no time.

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>>18390892
Get rid of the last two pictures. Add a cat or dog picture. I fixed the first two for you. You're welcome.

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>>18395671

One thing that people should realize about Tinder is that a lot of elements that might normally land you a girl aren't present.

"I don't know... there's just something about him [that makes me wet]" is something that women say all the time - but it's the sum of a bunch of intangibles that make you seem cute/mysterious/sexy/interesting or whatever the fuck she's in to. A lot of those intangibles are gone when she's just scrolling through a bunch of random photos online and you just grow numb to it.

Take porn, for example. When you first start looking at it, every bitch looks hot as fuck even if she's just standing there and your prick is about to explode after looking at two or three clips. Then after looking at porn for a while you're scrolling through tons of thumbnails on pornhub or whatnot you can browse for over an hour and not really find anything that really strikes a chord - it's just a pile of tits and poon that kinda looks same-y and uninteresting until you find that right combo of costume/looks/position/etc. that gets you really in the mood.

In real life, though, you see a girl who comes even slightly close to the average porn actress in a sexy little outfit with some heels and you're snapping your neck to sneak a better look.

Fuck Tinder, man - just get out there already.

>>18395687
That's another thing,Tinder and other dating sites make it possible for girls to be WAY more picky than they could in real life. I've often not matched with girls who look like they got hit in the face with cinder blocks. The intangibles of real life, as you say, don't even apply. You could meet a girl and fuck her based off of your personality and confidence but that doesn't translate to a picture on Tinder or other dating sites.

>>18390892
I got more matches and dates after I included a picture of homemade soup. Girls wanted to ask about the soup and that was the ice breaker. Better than autistic hi.

It was really good soup too.

>>18390892
1. change your hairstyle
2. remove 1st and 2nd pic they make you look stupid
3. get pics with friends

>>18395687
>>18395717
this. I made an chad account with pics from a male model and still got only 2-3 matches a week, they were fatties too

>>18395687
I can definitely relate to that.
When I walk around town, I often catch girls checking me out. My ex used to get really jealous when she saw it happen.
On Tinder, I barely get any matches.

>>18392350
wtf its a bad line because it includes everything, at least be good at sex. Just add "except one big thing ;-)" and it might even help. OK maybe no winky face but that was just me joking.

>>18391085
>1/2/3/4 plate
Nigger, I was on that level at 17

>>18390892

Don't know if this opinion has been said yet, but that last photo is going to lose you more matches than you gain. It makes you look like a fuckboy.

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best advice i can give you OP is to grow a goatee. i showed this pick to 3 of my female coworkers and they all think you need some facial hair to rough up your baby face