How do I recover from shaming myself?

>>18390496

>dog was somehow fucking there already
>step on her
>trip over her
>she's screaming
>fall inside the house
>tear down mom's stupid fucking hippie commie pink beaded curtain down
>tangle in beads
>fall with back arched up so I don't hurt my screaming dog further
>form a human tent of beads and poopsweat over her
>dog is living the end of the world and is screaming appropriately
>trying to free herself from 70s home decor, she flops violently upward
>headbutting me in the guts
>the guts already strained by arching
>now we're both screaming
>tangled in beads
>and now I'm shitting
>parents have obviously woken up from all the ruckus
>stepdad: large, what used to be known as high functioning autisitc, first generation German illegal alien
>comes running down from parents' bedroom
>with his shotgun
>he is also screaming, but in German, having apparently been startled into regressing
>now a chorus of three different languages are all screaming
>2/3 are tangled in beads
>one is shitting
>one is pointing a shotgun
>mom comes in and has the fucking sense to turn a light on
>now we can all see
>me and the dog are trapped in a third world fishing net and covered in shit
>there was a point about halfway through where I could have stopped shitting
>but
>you know
>may as well live a little
>the screaming stops
>dog frees herself and flees into the night
>stepdad goes back to bed without saying anything
>mom stares at me like I'm a piece of shit
>I am, Ma
>look at me
>look at what your baby became
>she turns the fucking light off and gos back to bed
>lay down in the beaded shit cocoon I've made

That was last night/yesterday morning
I haven't left the garage all day
I don't know how either of them or even the fucking dog are ever gonna be able to look at me the same way again, and it's not like I was a point of pride for anyone to begin with

>>18390501
Accidents happen don't beat yourself up over it.

Really it's not a big deal.

>>18390527
I mean thanks but like
What would you think of someone after you saw them naked, trapped in a beaded curtain, and basically shitting on the family dog?
I just have to imagine that's what they're gonna picture now when I walk in the door
Maybe I could just let the embarrassment wear off for a few days and just act like it didn't happen

>>18390547
Honestly if it were me, I would understand that humans are biological creatures, and you didn't do anything I don't do 5-6 times a week. Just in a more fantastical manner.

Yeah, I see why it could be really embarrassing, and I don't really know how I'd play it depends on what your parents are like. It'll probably blow over in 2 weeks regardless.

>>18390567
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Thank you, anon
I needed that

Nothing has changed OP. Just the way your parents perceive you.
Lol, but seriously, this will blow over eventually. Just give them time to digest this, and try to extend an olive branch in the near future.
Once, when I was doing community service dreased up as an elf, my tights dropped as I walked the parade. Whole city saw my junk. But these things dull with time.

>>18390574
No worries, it's cliché but you may end up laughing about this one day.

This was gold, thank you OP

>>18390633
not gonna read all that
what happened?

>>18390641
tl;dr
> Fell tripping on his dog and shat himself before his parents walked on him

This was pretty well-writen