I just got caught masturbating by my mom and am freaking the fuck out. It didnt help at all that I was doing it to a picture of her best friend. I know she saw my dick and the picture blown up on my tv. But it gets even worse...she saw me when I was cumming. Like, she saw cum coming out of my dick into a tissue. I am completely fucked. Theres no coming back from this. Its either run away or kill myself. Can anything be salvaged here?
>>18386424
Wish I could help, but you are the only one this has ever happened to, so I have no idea how to deal with this.
Probably not
>>18386424
You're probably feeling more ashamed and embarrassed than you ever have in your life but it's not that big of a deal. Guys wank and she's seen her share of dicks in life. You'd probably blush if you saw some of things she's seen with her eyes. Don't beat yourself up about it.
>>18386424
dude your mom fucked your dad and he jizzed inside her to make you. she's jacked him off, blown him, probably taken him up her shitter too. seeing you masturbate is nothing to her.
Neither of those options are reasonable at all, just calm the fuck down. My mom caught me wanking to Hentai, and guess what, she just walked out and never said a word about it. It will blow over really fast, trust me (Unless you parents are ultra conservative Catholics, then you're fucked)
>>18386438
>>18386446
>>18386455
I guess it's not so much that I was jacking it. But more so it was to her best friend. This kills all future interaction with her, it's going to be so awkward
>>18386424
You need to be 18 to post on this website.
It's literally fucking nothing. This is something that happens to almost every human in history. Chill the fuck out and no one will ever talk about it to you.
>>18386424
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>18386467
Is your mom's best friend hot as fuck or something?
>>18386424
You need to be 18 years or older to post on this site, kid.
But before you're banned, I'll tell you that it's not like your mom didn't know your were doing it. Obviously all guys start to masturbate sooner or later. Your mom's not oblivious. It just makes things a bit awkward since she actually caught you doing it. Just sweep it under the rug unless she brings it up (99% chance she won't) and don't ever masturbate again when your parents are home, retard.
show us the pic you were wanking it to
>>18386424
Time to die my dude
>>18386582
This
>>18386582
LMAO
>>18386424
There will be a couple of days of awkwardness but it will blow over.
>>18386424
1. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
2. What kind of autist pulls up sank material on their tv??? Protip use a goddamn cellphone or at least a pc monitor you can angle
3. Its gonna be awkward as fuck but that's life. Everyone's been caught jacking. Everyone. Chill.
Well I finally built up the courage to leave my room. When she saw me, she immediately said sorry for walking in without knocking. Then she said "I understand, I have got friends."
I think everything is going to be ok. Also, pic very much related since people asked. Looks really good for her age imo.
>>18386759
*i have hot friends
That's supposed to say
>>18386424
She would give you a spanking, but it looks like you already too care of that.
>>18386424
ask your mom to join in next time.
>>18386759
Just think anon. A woman like this is being PLOWED whenever she wishes, while you're rubbing your dick to a pic of her that is clearly trying to entice male attention.
Ask yourself, why aren't you capable of sleeping with her or a woman very much like her?
>>18386424
AhahAHAHaHAhah
AHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
ROLF
Oh my fuckin god, great story...
but seriously, you and her will get over it
you were a baby once and shit inside your mom when you were born, everything is fine.
>>18386743
or lock the door?
>>18386467
Could your mom help you hook up with her best friend?
smells like teen spirit
>>18386759
I'd fuckin plow that
i might even plow down to that right now..
you don't have bad taste OP
>>18386759
>I understand, I have hot friends."
KEK
That said, this woman is hot to you?
this thread really makes you realize that our moms aren't so pure
>>18386759
lmao well it'll probably be okay anon.
When I was younger, I fell asleep with some doujin on my phone and I had my screen timeoff off and fell asleep. Low and behold, I wake up to my mother's laughter because she sees the porn on my phone. She just left and things were normal the next day.
Moms know their sons masturbate, come on. This is natural and normal. She has seen your dick a million times anyway. Just apologize for the situation and say that we can just forget about it. She will understand
>>18386759
Holy shit, shes pure sex. No wonder you beat it to death, I dont blame you at all.
>>18386994
yes
>>18387027
I can't drink with my dad anymore, because he always starts stories, remembers they're about my mom, and trails off.
One of these days, he's gonna forget to trail off.
Bro you'll both get over it. It's just going to be another story in your lives.
This is all so precious and adorable, really. You're so worked up over such a silly little thing, anon-kun! Tee-hee!