Let's get a thread going about advice snippets. Nothing too big; try to keep it to one sentence.
Guys, don't talk badly of other people while in front of new ones, especially women; tends to make you look "desperate, jealous, or deceptive".
>>18382137
Don't eat crackers in bed
Never skip breakfast!
Stop being stupid.
Always floss your teeth before bed
Don't get your honey where you make your money.
You can't fix stupid
Shit or get off the toilet.
Life's like a sick, when it gets hard, fuck it.
When God gives you lemons, find a new God
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
>>18382303
Voice of Reason is the announcer for Powerthirst.
Don't share needles.
Always wear a rubber
>>18382137
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>>18382303
>>18382461
Don't be a tripfag.
Don't date depressed ppl. If they're depressed it means they take themselves really seriously and are typically narcissistic.
>>18382137
always know that you can only count on yourself.
Im not saying you shouldn't trust others. But always keep it in the back of your head that if something happens you expected it and have yourself to fall back on.
>keep your expectations low and your hopes high.
No actions have guaranteed results, so work smart and be flexible with what you receive.
There is nothing you can do but better yourself