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I got this dead ass tortoise. 2017-06-03 06:59:16 Post No. 18379589
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I like making shit. So when I got this dead ass tortoise my first thought was I had to make something out of it.
Descrip of the dead ass tortoise.
>Mummified as heck.
>All them legs and head chewed off.
>Someone dun popped a cap in it's ass. Looks like it died before that though.
>It rattles a little when shaken.
>Da shell bits aren't well connected to da, bone bits.
>It's dead. (I think.)
>It's like 9"x7"
So now you know what I'm working with. As far as tools available to me, I don't have a band saw which means no cool cross sections and I don't want to take a hand saw to it. I need ideas other than "Encase in resin" or "throw at [Insert asshats name here]" I would prefer ideas that don't involve expensive materials or tools other than basic hand tools, belt sander, drill, wood lathe, chop saw, table saw. I don't want to break the bank over a dead ass tortoise.
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>>18379589
Evil shaman codpiece
Use pig blood for runes
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>>18379589
Use its shell as a basis to make a kick-ass figurine of your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
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>>18379619
I like your brain think, but that's gonna be a huge figure. I don't know if it would be able to fit on my shelf of interesting items.
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>>18379639
Clearly your shelf is unworthy of the figure and requires an upgrade.
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Turn that dead-ass tortoise into a kick-ass shield/buckler/whatever-the-fuck,-you-get-the-idea. Pretty sure that's possibly something Caedes would maybe consider doing, at the very least.
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>>18379589
Turn it into a helmet
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>>18379589
>pop plates of shell off, like the middle already has
>get a nice belt
>glue to belt with something heavy like epoxy
>sick fuckin turtle armor belt
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>>18379589
A hanging basket?
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>>18379589
You can make guitar picks out of the shell. Lots of people want them since they're banned and apparently sound better than plastic
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>>18379589
>All them legs and head chewed off.
>It's dead. (I think.)
> (I think.)
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>>18379589
Maybe make a decorative wall mount, possibly make it look like a shield or something.
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>>18379589
What is an ass tortoise?
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>>18381018
Heard of turtling? Well an ass tortoise is an extra dry turd doing that.
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