How do I ask my coworker for a BJ in exchange for cash?

>>18379193
you shouldn't do this at all.

first of all, it's wrong to use people for sex. it would be bad emotionally for both you and her.

secondly, it's not worth it. in the very likely event she shoots you down, you will feel incredibly pathetic. (and rightfully so)

Dont do it, you'll get hit with sexual harrassment and your fucked.

>>18379202
How is it using her if she agrees? No different than being friends with benefits

>>18379251
sure, it is different. you are paying for it. you honestly don't see how that's different?

>>18379193
you can get fired, or even sued, for doing this.
Forget it anon, find a girl on craigslist.

OP here. I acknowledge I may be shortsighted in this and I'm probably not going to ask at all.

But in the hypothetical event that I do ask, what should I say exactly?

>>18379193
What kind of drugs... maybe get some drugs and act like u sell...when she comes with no money you hit her with the " I have to nut down your throat " routine

>>18380451
Come on guys I'm asking her tonight

>>18381056
Well do whatever man but take the advicd given. DON'T. That's a firing and a harassment charge waiting to happen? Do you WANT to be in the sex offender registry???

>>18381056
Ask her if she knows any working girls.

>>18381632
No but as I said several factors, some not mentioned, lead me to believe she is *most likely* open to it

>>18381662
Ok boi have fun when that backfires

>>18379658
This. It's sexual harassment, pure and simple. You're risking your job, your money, your reputation, and more here. Just go find a proper hooker. It'll be cheaper and there'll be less risks.

>>18379193
Fuck all the feel good reasons you shouldn't do this. If she has even a tiny fraction of intelligence she will sue her company for sexual harassment and take a much bigger pay check. The odds are against you.

>>18379193
>How do I ask my coworker for a BJ in exchange for cash?
You don't.
And if you really must, you do it outside of work, in person, where there aren't witnesses, a paper/text trail and you can deny it.

"Do you need any extra money?" - *gauge her reaction* - "Maybe we could work something out, are you busy after work?".

If she seems to reject it, just drop it, and deny that it had anything to do with sex.

>>18379262
>>18379202
How is it any different then having a normal girlfriend?

ALL women are literally whores, because they would never be with a guy if he wasn't making money, or isn't going to.

Girlfriends and wives are still prostitutes, it's just a different type of more expensive prostitute.

>>18381670
>>18381697
>>18381632
Asking a girl to have sex is sexual harassment? What fucking world do you live in? OP doesn't even have to directly ask.

You can't be charged as a sex offender simply for asking a girl to have sex. Even if you're soliciting a prostitute, you're not charged as a sex offender.

The real world isn't your feminist crime drama TV shows.

some real faggot buzzkills on this board

>>18381734
It's females, not faggots.

We have one of the largest female populations on 4chan.

Tell her you want to make a "video" and you are in search of a partner.Print out a contract make her sign it and make her wave to the camera and pay her.

>>18381734
Nah senpai we just realize life ain't a goddamn porno plot

>>18379262
I see no difference between paying a woman for sex and taking a woman out on a date, paying for all the meals and travel expenses and whatever things you do and then hoping she has sex.

Except for the first scenario is much cheaper, easier and more reliable.

>>18381731
>ALL women are literally whores, because they would never be with a guy if he wasn't making money, or isn't going to.

That is so much BS. Aide of one ALL my GFs have been richer than me.
And no, I am not a model or something like that lookwise either. Just your average Joe.

>>18381731
I'd say it's a little different from a girlfriend because that's often companionship.

But in no way is this at all different from hooking up with a girl at the bar or FWB.

All these other posters need to grow up, if OP thinks he has a good shot then this is his best way to go about it, and it's relatively risk free I doubt she'll report it if she doesn't want to, much less get charged with sexual harassment

>>18382101
>richer than me

Do you understand English? Is English your native language?

A man making less than his girlfriend is much different than a man making no money at all.

>>18382185
In the context of what you/ he implied, it is the same thing.

You / he made a comparison to prostitution.
A prostitute you pay. Usually hundred of dollars for just sex once.
Since I was poorer than all of my GFs but one, I never spend much money on any of them. Insisted on a 50/50 split.

The BS comparison is what I wanted to criticize.

Well bros I actually went through with it. We were in the maintenance room and I asked if she was still in "a tough financial situation" (as she told me a couple weeks ago)

She went into how she's piled under bills and her rent (she's definitely a druggie though trust me) but she assured me she would do her best to pay me back friday

So I got the courage to say "well don't stress out about paying me back the full dollar amount if you can't swing it, we could maybe work something else out" and she seemed to catch my drift.

I gave her the cash and she asked what time I get off friday so she could "pay back whatever it is I want."

So no BJ yet but also no sexual harassment charges. Trust me when I say I'm pretty optimistic in my chances based on her reaction. Thanks to all who answered even the feminist cucks

>>18382764
Great job.

Felt good reading a success story after 3 terrorist attacks in London.

>>18382764
>Trust me when I say I'm pretty optimistic in my chances based on her reaction.
So far nothing happened, she may even never do anything, she has the money now you dumbass.

>>18382764
kek, say goodbye to that cash sonny

>>18382764
How much did you pay her?

>the same people who said I'd lose my job and get sued just for asking are now saying she'll just run off with the money

Kek.

Maybe I wasn't clear enough, ww literally have plans Friday after I get off so we can meet up (even though she's out earlier than me, it was her idea) and she can "pay me back whatever I want"

>>18382764
>gave her the cash now
>no physical trace of her agreeing
>if you try to press her for it she just sues back for harassment
Congratulations, you played yourself