Want a younger, hotter wife. What do?

Well, since deep down you've already given up on your marriage, I'd say get a divorce regardless so she can maybe find someone who isn't thinking about fucking other people behind her back.

Being a balding 31 year old, though, you're probably going to have a hard time finding any meaningful relationship with a younger more attractive woman who has her whole life ahead of her, so I guess prepare to be a sugar daddy.

Is that pic your wife? She's beautiful and you're a horrible husband, leave her so she can find better.

>>18377934
Grass is greener syndrome.

Everyone gets wrinkly and ugly as they age, that's life. That's why you marry someone who you love for their quirks and personality, not some hot semon demon with no redeeming qualities other than a moist hole to fuck.

That being said, you seem like a dick and I recommend you divorce your (imo) beautiful wife and let her find someone who truly appreciates her.

>>18377934
Why did you marry someone you didn't love?

When you're in love with someone, whatever they look like will become very attractive to you, and eventually other people who don't have their flaws will look unsatisfactory to you.

Also the way you describe her as "loyal", as if she is a pet dog, is worrisome.

Divorce her so you can both be free to find love.

Depends, if its just fucking then honestly just leave it alone. If you really feel like you'll regret not fucking super hot women then go ahead and cheat, and hope your wife never finds out if it hurts her.

The thing is though, no matter what unless you fuck lots of girls you'll end up having feelings for them.

I honestly feel like you should communicate this to your wife? Maybe she feels like she can try to spice things up. It seems really weak to me that you're keeping these thoughts to yourself mate.

I mean thats assuming you do actually care about her beyond what is means, and what she is to you, but as a human being. If not and you only married her because you wanted her to serve your needs.

Just go ahead and cheat. Its as simple as that. Do you have children?

>>18377934
let's see how you look then, so we can make realistic judgements as to wether you have a chance with anyone else

>>18377955
Because if you have children and you cheat, it will fuck them up forever. This happened to my GF and her sister. THEN the dad denied it and blamed them for accusing him of being a bad father, even though they have actual photos and videos.

It will hurt them forever, unless you admit it to them and apoligize for it.

Other than that, if you wanna stay with your wife and fuck chicks, go ahead.

>>18377946
That's a man, buddy boy.

A straight cis man.

>>18377934
>I'm a balding manlet
>I want a younger, hotter wife

If you are going to divorce her, the best you'll be able to get is a 20 year old gold digger. She'll marry you, cheat on you, divorce your sorry ass and you'll end up paying alimony and living in your mom's basement.
And I won't even feel sorry for you.

>>18377986
Keep telling yourself that, fucko. As a woman I'd still date "him" over shitbags like you or OP.

>>18377986
That's not a picture of my wife, however I tried to find a pic of someone that looked really similar when I met her 8 years ago. Granted..I think the girl in the pic is a tiny notch above what she used to look like. The youthful "girl" face is gone now that she is 32.

As far as quirks/personality, we don't quite match but she is the type of person that is able to put up with me. I'm not sure if I'll ever find anyone that has my same quirks. I am into insanely dark humor (4chan), I'm an open racist in my very small circle of friends. I listen to obnoxious music (grindcore, noise). I play strategy (boring to normies) videogames. I'm a sexual deviant.

She isn't into any of those things, but she "puts" up with it I presume because I make her feel special. I tell her she's beautiful and that I love her every day. I used to believe both statements, now only the later..but not to the same degree as before. I feel like if I could go back in time 8 years with the same mindset/body I have now I could lead a much more sexually interesting life..and maybe find someone that is more similar to me.

>>18378023
Sorry...this is OP (post above "That's not a picture of my wife"), I had to switch PCs due to a problem.

>>18378023
Well, if you're not going to talk to your wife about being dissatisfied with sex, do her and yourself a favor and separate, then join FetLife. She puts up with you because she thinks you actually love her, don't drag her through the dirt and make her waste her life on someone who doesn't give a fuck about her.

Not everything is about looks you cunt, she is a good women. That is worth a lot.
You'll fucking regret it.

>>18378005
>As a woman I'd rather date someone I've only ever seen over someone I've actually interacted with.
You're a woman alright.

>>18378127
I'd take a risk rating someone I don't know than dating someone I know is a piece of shit. Why is that so complicated/ "womanly?"

ahh you'll regret it but do it anyway

Op here again (back on original pc).

One last thing to say...is I only started feeling this way in the last year when I started traveling occasionally for work..and for the first time in my career I spend time "out" and on streets and actually see women. For years I worked in a cube in an office of mainly males. I also have a bit of a porn addition, although I don't know if that is related.

Has anyone else had this feeling? Is it normal? Does quitting porn help? Note that I don't want to be a pussy and quit something that is rather fun and doesn't interfere elsewhere in my life (enjoying porn) if it doesn't actually help.

Actually..fuck the part about the porn. I never fap to the same porn more than once..I don't fall "in love" with porn stars. But I literally have love-at-first-site feeling with random girls I pass on the street, or say hello to, or whom sit next to me in a bus or plane...

>>18378129
Cool down a little, you seemed quick to anger so I figured I'd josh ya. Still, I'm not entirely sure what I said to offend you.

>>18377934
Are you just interested for a warm hole attached to a pretty body or a partner?

>>18377934
ask for a threesome

id rather have a wife that tolerates me gaming and programming and is a 6 than a 9 that nags me and is awful. All women eventually age, and when you get old the thing that really matters is your relationship. Not an expert, but just my two cents.

OP, as a single 30 year old with a good job, I'm gonna recommend you don't do it. It's just not the same out where when you don't have single friends to go join the hunt. Putting in the work just to get your dick wet gets tiring and exhausting.

Now, I'm not exactly saying "omg you've gotta stay with your wonderful wife," because really, I don't see the benefit in being married like a lot of people do, but if she offers you things that make you happy or that you want to continue to have - like chores, dinner, whatever it is married folk get out of it.

>>18378170

Sorry, had a brain fart there. If she does those things you want, stick around, because you might not get that again. I wouldn't want someone doing them for me and am prepared to venture forward single, but I know most people can't handle that.

Good luck!

Divorce her. You're out of love with her, and more importantly, you're not invested in her. That's fine. It's actually unfair to both of you to remain married when your heart's not in it.

Also, the people calling the OP girl "beautiful" are delusional. She's not bad looking, but she's totally average. If you think that's gorgeous, you must be a goblin.

>5'6

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
How are men even this short? I could understand 5'8 or 5'9, but fuck me, 5'6 is shorter than most women.

>>18378632
No it isn't. The average height for women in the US is 5'4.

Given the fact that you don't know any guys that are 5'6, I'm going to assume your Congolese. In which case, I want to congratulate you on learning to type!

>>18377934
Op please, DONT BE RETARD. If you want to spill your seed, consider donating sperm.

DO NOT THROW YOUR WIFE INTO BIN. You will regret it later.

>>18378669
Christ is a lie.

>>18378672
This has nothing to do with religion. Op will throw perfect wife, break her hearth, cheat for absolutely no reason, divorce is super messy way and later become alcoholic in order to forget what he lost.

I cant imagine bigger fail than what olis planning to do. It will hurt two people minimum.

>>18377934
You just want to sow some wild oats OP. I think this is natural. Perhaps you can achieve what you want without literal sex? Why don't you make some girlfriends and then date them? Then go either break up with them or just introduce them to your wife and say you just wanted to be friends.

Its like catch and release fishing. If she kisses you maybe enjoy it a bit but then turn her down and don't tell your wife it happened.

If that isn't good enough maybe get a hooker willing to let you touch her breasts and stuff but no sex. Not really a awesome idea but its not strictly cheating. This idea is just if you are crying in desperation to touch someone new.

Honestly OP its not as easy as you are making it out, she gets half your stuff in the divorce, you should just be happy with no sex with other women or be classy and divorce her cleanly and just explain that you need to feel like you are growing and evolving with your new situation.

She'll still take half your stuff but at least she won't claim rape charges? Maybe?

This is one of my larger insecurities as a woman. Spending a fourth of my life with some man only for him to decide it wall all for not and I'm left to the wayside with my youth behind me, making my dating pool dramatically smaller all because I wouldn't be twenty anymore.

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>>18377934

Leave her now. Like, today. Seriously, she deserves way better than you and you shouldn't waste any more of yours or hers time.

Lol, someone should sticky this thread so that someone can post it every time some NEET dateless wonder autist whines about how women are all sluts and will upgrade when the opportunity presents itself. This faggot OP is literally the exact same thing, except it's a real case instead of a hypothetical.

Op has the 30-year old version of a mid-life crisis. Fucking pretty, loose bitches ain't all that, and there's no guarantee that you'll even be successful. As another anon said, you're fucking 30+ now - it's not like you can just walk into a frat party and fuck sorority sluts without any effort. It's going to be your fucking full-time side job going to clubs and doing a bunch of shit you don't want to do to prevent some princess from making your life a living hell and/or just cheating on you with Tyrone.

>>18377951
>hot semon demon
top kek, son.

>>18378678
Sorry buddy, but you're fucking retarded. She'll be broken hearted that she's stuck with a husband that doesn't love her. Divorce is the cleanest way because then he won't cheat. The idea that he'll become an alcoholic for divorcing her is idiotic.

>>18378850

Yuuuuup. Give him all the years of your youth and beauty, and he'll still leave you. Fuck men.

>>18378867
This. It's so fucking unfair of you to stay with her if you're not emotionally invested and you clearly aren't.

>>18377934

Divorce her. You don't want her. Why continue wasting time? Life is short. (And so are you). Kek.

>>18377934
>superficial manlet
>height goes from 5'5" to 5'6" in the same post

You're nothing. What you would be able to get is a few dumb young whores who would sober up the next morning and vomit at the memory of fucking a 5'5" manlet because he makes 160K in the midwest.

Top shelf sugar babies don't give a shit about your 160K. And you're a manlet.

>>18378850
>>18378941
Unironically
>#notallmen

>>18377934
OP, you're a faggot. You don't deserve your wife, you're not as attractive as you think you are and $160 p/a doesn't make up for being ugly inside and out.

>>18377934
The other side of it is you might be too gross and old looking for younger women to be sexually attracted to you.

>>18377934
You need to stop being such a pissant faggot and be loyal to your good wife.

Stop jacking off to porn which is what's making you feel like you need to go spread your pathetic seed everywhere in the first place.

>When's the last time you jacked off to porn alone while your wife was in the other room sleeping. Be honest faggot

Time to man up and fix your own bad habits so that you will want to spend more time with your wife and develop your relationship to someone who loves you and is loyal to you.

>When I met my wife 8 years ago, I was a socially awkward and slightly overweight 5'5" nerd (although not a virgin) and she was one of the few people that showed interest at me.
>She is loyal. In addition to working (although she doesn't make even close to as much as me), she takes care of just about every chore. She doesn't mind that I spend hours doing nothing but programming or playing video games. She doesn't mind that I don't have many close friends, she makes arrangements for most of our social gatherings. And despite her very low sexual drive...she gives me what I want when and where I want it.

Fuck you op, you don't deserve a swell girl like that.

>>18377934
See a therapist, cunt. That's what they're for. If in therapy you find out there's no fixing it, you break up.

>>18378850
Date a guy with some experience and bat within your league.

What you're feeling is normal.

Yeah you feel like you're missing out, but you could lose a lot if you act out on it. It all depends on what your goal is, we can't control the way we feel.

Where do you see yourself in the future? I think that question always gives a lot of answers.

>>18379842
Do you people feel love or no?

>>18379880
There's a big difference between love and lust.

>>18377934
Nigga you're a manlet you really have no authority to complain
Go ahead and divorce her, but remember, no woman in the world will take a 31 year old manlet seriously

>>18379918
Loving someone means not entertaining thoughts of lust for someone else, particularly not for the nonspecific self-gratification that OP and the deleted post to which I responded seek.

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>>18377934
>balding manlet
>disloyal to his own wife
>thinks he can score a 10/10
This is the funniest thread I have ever seen. All jokes aside, I despise you. Not because you are a complete asshole, but because I would make 10x the better husband than you, I am taller than you, I have a full head of hair, I make more money, and most girls either cheat on me or ghost me or just want me for my money. Please divorce your wife. This isn't about you, this is about her. She deserves better. I can only dream of meeting a woman like her.

>>18377934
im more interested in how someone this short got married in the first place

>>18378023
men like you make me never want to date or get married. thanks a lot. how can you tell someone you love them when you dont mean it? this breaks my heart and im not even your wife

>>18377934

stay with your wife, cheat on her

>>18378888
This. OP is old too. The fucker is even balding and he's short as fuck. I laughed out loud when I read 5'6. What an ungrateful manwhore. There's many threads like this actually, and virgins NEETS still say it's women that are whores. Topkek I need to spend my time elsewhere.

>>18377934
First and foremost, you are the biggest goddamn idiot I've ever seen and I once met a guy willing to pay 60 dollars a gram for weed, this girl has obviously stuck through your shitty ugly NEETness for a while, and loves you enough that she doesn't drop your ass immediately but no Mr bigshot wants some Stacy with a tight cunt because the girl who loves you is a little bit older and isn't as pretty as you once thought.

Tldr stick with her and consider fucking hanging yourself you greedy cunt

>>18377934
Few things.
1.) How did your height magically go from 5'5" to 5'6"? Nice fucking try manlet.
2.) What makes you think you are entitled to 10/10 women? You're a slut, you're short as fuck, you have no more hair, you're old, and you have a shit personality. Overall, you are shit and low-tier.
3.) Don't get divorced or cheat. I have a better option.
4.) Take your $160k and invest in a very good gun.
5.) Shoot yourself in the head with it.

>>18380070
This

>>18380048
>>18380044
Women should not post advice ITT.

>>18380076
>he thinks only women can disagree with manwhores
Nah just know better than to fuck up if a good girl were in my life.

>>18380070
It's not unfeasible he'd grow up to an inch after 23, especially if he corrected his posture.

I agree with the rest, though.

Moralfag here

Marriage is a life-long covenant. You stood before God and vowed to be together for the rest of this life. Your wife is your flesh. Even lusting after another woman is adultery.

>>18378023
>I think the girl in the pic is a tiny notch above what she used to look like.
Well, I think the girl in OP is a 5/10, so I guess you DO love your wife after all

>>18377934
Buy hustler or something?

>>18377934
>>18378023
Marriage is cancer, but the grass isn't always greener when it comes to new women.

You'll get bored of new pussy. Love is very important, moreso than sex. COmpatability is hard to find

Sex IS important though; you should bring it up.

You're an idiot OP. Watch Hall Pass for further analysis

Just marry your girl and have children, if you get bored go for a one night affair and forget this girl next day, all men did exactly this since the marriage was invented

>>18379352
>Stop jacking off to porn
Does this really help or is it just a meme?
I think the main problem is that my eyes constantly wonder when I'm out of the house. When I'm seated next to a nice girl I'll try to make some small talk..my wedding band is in plain sight so I probably don't look like a predator. I get extra excited if the girl has punk features, i.e. dyed hair, piercings, etc.

I should probably divulge I have some pretty odd fetishes, it's just part of me. My wife hates anal but she knows I love it so she gives it to me every week and has gotten used to me spreading her ass. She doesn't know however that I also watch amateur scat porn.

Aside from my issues however, thanks everyone for all the responses. It's really helpful to see what people think...a good part of me wants to stick it out with her.

Just a piece of advise for anyone younger....I used to think the worst part of getting old is looking yourself in the mirror. Trust me it's not...it's seeing your family, friends, and once girl-like wife age that hits you hard.

>>18380658
Age is a fucking bitch, I don't dare to confess it in real life, but I really hope age will be fought by science in the next 50 years
Too bad for people who died because of their age, or not yet but are already mentally there, but aging needs to stop right now

>>18377934
Also OP, I don't think you realize how hard it is to get sex from women and how fucking hard dating is in general for men

I broke up a year ago with this girl, haven't had sex with a woman since

Why don't you just cheat?

You're not looking for another marriage or long term relationship, but just for the fleeting indulgence of validation.

>>18380682
You know, this is only true for those who don't experience the opposite

33yo man here. From age 18-30 I slept with five women (two of which I was exclusive to for nine years summed up.) From 31-current day I've fucked ten more. Been dating a 24yo hottie for six months now, who's fine with me not being monogamous. Got more women waiting for me to date them than I got time for. And no, it's definitely not money, and /soc/ only rates my face a 6-7, and I'm shorter than averaged and not ripped - on the skinny side - but I know how to talk to and act around women to build attraction.

Make what ever you want if it